Corrupt-a-Wish [Forum Game]

[Maximillion Cyrus]

Granted, but he becomes determined to sell them to you specifically.

I wish I could legally own an S&W Model 500, and then somehow fire it without snapping my armbone in half.

You know what? A gilded Model 500.

[Ams Jendob]

Granted... but the recoil makes your club yourself in the forehead with each trigger pull.

I wish, I wish... this stupid mission in XWA wasn't so damned annoying and complicaed.
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Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant

----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler----

[Zero]

Granted, your ship blows up before the mission even starts.

I wish I knew what to do with my Jedi.
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Randoth "Zero" Subdern- Stormtrooper Sergeant, Aurek Company, Second Platoon



"I love the Imperial Army! I can blow things up and they usually don't yell at me for it!"

[Damon Kraffe]

Granted. But then your mind is so full of ideas for your Jedi that all your other characters atrophy.

I wish my application would get approved.

[Dylan Vega]

Granted, but you literally explode with excitement.

I wish I had a time machine to travel into the past and steal lots of pie.
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"Never leave an unfinished race." ~ Javilen Tsa'

[Badim Soilding]

Granted, but when you succeed in your pie nabbin' mission and re-enter your time machine, the pies tip over into the control panel and the machine explode. Your atoms are now scattered across the cosmos.

I wish CMAC would approve my brother and friend's character applications.

*Cough* Dylan Vega and Deathead *Cough*
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"No One Deserves To Die, Except For Those Who Do."

[Ams Jendob]

Granted, but it must wait until all of CMAC is online and isn't occupied with more pressing, real-life matters that demand immediate attention. <_<

I wish to know... what's wrong with your faaaaaaaaaaaaaaace?
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Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant

----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler----

[Xerros Orade]

It's a mirror.

I wish I could afford to go to Embry-Riddle University...
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Whosaywhatta?

[Kyp Durron]

Granted but the prerequisite for applicants is to rob a bank.
(Buddy of mine goes there)

I wish I had a five layer burrito from Taco Bell to eat right now.
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Jedi Master Kyp Durron
Jedi High Council Member
Wields an Azure Lightsaber
Pilot of the Modified RZ-1 A-Wing Interceptor Vigilance

"No change comes without conflict. Perhaps my destiny is to be the irritant that forces the discussion, the blister that lets you know your boots don't fit."

[Badim Soilding]

Granted, have fun in the bathroom

I wish, I wish, That IT'S A FRAP-pachino!
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"No One Deserves To Die, Except For Those Who Do."

[Maximillion Cyrus]

Granted, but your clothing can't repel hot coffee of that magnitude when it spills.

I wish I could mod EaW on Linux.

[Zero]

Granted, but the only mod adds a penguin motif to everything.

I wish to have a decent birthday this year
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Randoth "Zero" Subdern- Stormtrooper Sergeant, Aurek Company, Second Platoon



"I love the Imperial Army! I can blow things up and they usually don't yell at me for it!"

[Ams Jendob]

Granted... but you are eaten by a grue one minute past midnight.

I wish someone would take this stupid Mac out of the office...
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Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant

----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler----

[Arelk Corrzk]

Granted... But then the Mac turns evil and sends viruses to all the other computers causing them to be replaced by more Macs.

I wish, that I could have an apple pie, freshly cooked, and covered with cream.

[Badim Soilding]

Granted, but just when you're about to eat it, a clown comes, steals the pie, though, instead of eating it, he throws the freshly cooked (Steaming hot) pie right back at you and burns you severely. Ouch

I wish that I could make a decent Avatar for my Diann Character.
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"No One Deserves To Die, Except For Those Who Do."

[Ams Jendob]

Granted... but due to your capitalization, she becomes a giant blue kitty-person. And then James Cameron eats you.

I wish someone would eat James Cameron.
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Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant

----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler----

[Badim Soilding]

Granted, you get thrown in jail for being the one who ate him. Now, throughout the rest of your life, James Cameron will never leave your stomach, and tell stories to you

I wish, someone else could wish.
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"No One Deserves To Die, Except For Those Who Do."

[Dylan Vega]

Granted, but your not going to like it.

I wish the zombie apocalypes would come so that I can spend the rest of my days with a lifetime supply of ammo shooting zombies in the head yelling "BOOOM! Headshot!" And guess who's going to be the first zombie I kill.
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"Never leave an unfinished race." ~ Javilen Tsa'

[Badim Soilding]

Granted, it's you

I wish, that people became more active here. I'm mean, it's already active, but UBER ACTIVE! Someone hand over the Red Bull
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"No One Deserves To Die, Except For Those Who Do."

[Ams Jendob]

Granted. That wish is incorruptible.

I wish that my Grignard reaction lab goes well. <_<
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Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant

----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler----

[Dylan Vega]

Granted, but 'sigh' you die of some unkown desease, slowly and painfully (I know, that was a very lazy way to corrupt a wish)

I wish to have Beat Hazard and Flotillla games for FFRRRRRREEEEEE!
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"Never leave an unfinished race." ~ Javilen Tsa'

[Xerros Orade]

Granted, but every time you come within five meters of them, they disintegrate.

I wish I could stay awake in Physics...
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Whosaywhatta?

[Admiral Michael Harrison]

Granted, you fall asleep everywhere else. Including driving *Watch out for granny out there!*

I wish that Rule 34 didn't exist (Don't critizie me if you enjoy it )
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Admiral in the True Empire
Commands the Austere, A Revenge Class Heavy Command Carrier.

Length: 4000 Meters
Width: 3400 Meters

[Dylan Vega]

Granted, but you die. (I don't know what that rule is anyway.)

I wish for a non-scratched up screen for my Sandisk mp3.
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"Never leave an unfinished race." ~ Javilen Tsa'

[Badim Soilding]

Granted, you don't have a scratched up screen, you now have an Bber-scratched up screen, where you can't even see it
(Rule 34, There is alway porn {I think}, Rule 35, If there isn't, there will be)

I wish there were no such thing as exams or finals so Unity can be a bit more active right now
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"No One Deserves To Die, Except For Those Who Do."