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Badim Soilding Orrion Carn
Joined: 26 Aug 2009 Posts: 907 Location: Aboard The Killer's Fate II
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Posted: Sat, July 24th 2010 03:35pm Post subject: |
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Humorous and pitiful moments with an eightball:
Me: *Shakes eightball vigorously* "Will I ever find a girlfriend?"
Eightball: "Most Likely."
Me: "Are you certain about that?" *Shakes ball again*
Eightball: "Try again later..."
Me: *Waits five seconds then tries again* "Are you certain I'll find a girlfriend?"
Eightball: "Rely on it."
Me: "Okay, will you let me destroy you if you're wrong?" *Snickers*
Eightball: "Doubt it." _________________ "No One Deserves To Die, Except For Those Who Do." |
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Kyle Fenris Cheapy
Joined: 24 Jun 2010 Posts: 125 Location: Elementary, my dear Watson
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Posted: Wed, August 04th 2010 12:18am Post subject: |
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This is Blasphemy!
Matt says:
I leave for two minutes and...
TheCheapyOne says:
Emphasis on "leave".
Matt says:
lol
Where'd I leave at?
Orrion Carn says:
When we were about to start
Cheapy plotted it out from what he could gather
So we were waiting for you to confirm/change it
Matt says:
Its not that I didn't like your side-plot, its I was confused.
TheCheapyOne says:
Side-Plot?
TheCheapyOne says:
THIS
IS
STAR WARS!
Ambiguity
TheCheapyOne says:
A 23-year old in 5th grade isn't arrested development, that's arrest on the ground of being a pedo.
Read it and cry: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/television/news/e3i45f1c709df0501926eaec481653fbefe _________________ Kyle Fenris - Jedi Master, Gray Jedi
"Do svidonya, mothaf**ka."
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Badim Soilding Orrion Carn
Joined: 26 Aug 2009 Posts: 907 Location: Aboard The Killer's Fate II
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Posted: Wed, August 04th 2010 01:27am Post subject: |
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Which finger?
Matt says:
"None of us are here for our clean backgrounds, but I do want to know how we can get out of here and rely on some attack to take place." -Heckler
Orrion Carn says:
"Not with the cameras." - Clare
TheCheapyOne says:
*glances at cameras* We don't need to worry about them. *Discreetly flicks finger at holocams so nobody notices* - Kyle
Matt says:
(Which finger? )
Orrion Carn says:
(My question exactly ) _________________ "No One Deserves To Die, Except For Those Who Do." |
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Thomas Heckler Butters
Joined: 07 Jul 2010 Posts: 150 Location: Not where you think... aboard the Elusive!
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Posted: Thu, August 05th 2010 01:59am Post subject: |
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Matt says:
"You bastards!"
(Kyle had the Canadian little brother)
How'd you like the Canadian going on strike episode?
Zara says:
...huh?
Matt says:
You've never seen South Park?
Scandalous!
Zara says:
I've never watched a full episode, no
Matt says:
...
I'm making you watch it, ALL THE WAY.
Zara says:
yeah, no
Matt says:
What, you didn't like it?
You live in a cave right?
Zara says:
no, canada
but close enough
Matt says:
HAH! _________________ Captain of the Elusive, MC-90 Star Cruiser
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Kyle Fenris Cheapy
Joined: 24 Jun 2010 Posts: 125 Location: Elementary, my dear Watson
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Posted: Fri, August 06th 2010 01:22pm Post subject: |
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Leave of Absence
Matt says:
Yes.
There, done!
brb
Carn says:
NO!
TheCheapyOne says:
NO
Carn says:
NO YOU BASTARD!
TheCheapyOne says:
NONONONONONO
I WILL KILL YOUUUUUUU
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Matt says:
I was kiding.
Carn says:
>_<
TheCheapyOne says:
*stab* _________________ Kyle Fenris - Jedi Master, Gray Jedi
"Do svidonya, mothaf**ka."
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Ams Jendob Moff
Joined: 14 Jun 2009 Posts: 1579 Location: The Gala
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Posted: Fri, August 06th 2010 01:46pm Post subject: |
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You guys need serious psychiatric help. _________________ Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant
----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler---- |
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Badim Soilding Orrion Carn
Joined: 26 Aug 2009 Posts: 907 Location: Aboard The Killer's Fate II
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Posted: Fri, August 06th 2010 01:47pm Post subject: |
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You don't know what it's like, we post a line that he's suppose to reply to, he goes, "BRB!" and disappears for half-an-hour! And by that time Cheapy and I just leave out of boredom >_< _________________ "No One Deserves To Die, Except For Those Who Do." |
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Thomas Heckler Butters
Joined: 07 Jul 2010 Posts: 150 Location: Not where you think... aboard the Elusive!
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Posted: Fri, August 06th 2010 01:49pm Post subject: |
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Badim Soilding wrote: | You don't know what it's like, we post a line that he's suppose to reply to, he goes, "BRB!" and disappears for half-an-hour! And by that time Cheapy and I just leave out of boredom >_< |
LOL! Then someone gets started on Starcraft and I get back to a few pages of convo to review. (Sorry, Moffy, ) _________________ Captain of the Elusive, MC-90 Star Cruiser
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Kyle Fenris Cheapy
Joined: 24 Jun 2010 Posts: 125 Location: Elementary, my dear Watson
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Posted: Fri, August 06th 2010 01:56pm Post subject: |
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He also pesters me to get on MSN so we can finish, and then when I log on *gasp* he isn't there! _________________ Kyle Fenris - Jedi Master, Gray Jedi
"Do svidonya, mothaf**ka."
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Thomas Heckler Butters
Joined: 07 Jul 2010 Posts: 150 Location: Not where you think... aboard the Elusive!
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Posted: Fri, August 06th 2010 02:01pm Post subject: |
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Kyle Fenris wrote: | He also pesters me to get on MSN so we can finish, and then when I log on *gasp* he isn't there! |
I'm on now, so stop whining. _________________ Captain of the Elusive, MC-90 Star Cruiser
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Ams Jendob Moff
Joined: 14 Jun 2009 Posts: 1579 Location: The Gala
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Posted: Sat, August 07th 2010 01:12pm Post subject: |
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With Apologies to Matt Groening... and none to Zager and Evans
In the year 105105
If man is still alive
If robot can survive
They may find...
In the year 252525
The backwards time machine still won't have arrived
In all the world, there's only one technology:
A rusty sword, for practicing proctology!
In the future year that ends with a twenty
A schlubby merman's gonna try to get chummy
He may look like a watery wimp
When in fact, he's a bloodthirsty shrimp
In the year one million and a half
Humankind is enslaved by giraffe
Man must pay for all his misdeeds
When the treetops are stripped of their leaves
Whoa-oh!
That, my friends, is quotably awesome. _________________ Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant
----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler---- |
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Thomas Heckler Butters
Joined: 07 Jul 2010 Posts: 150 Location: Not where you think... aboard the Elusive!
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Posted: Sat, August 07th 2010 03:47pm Post subject: |
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If devoid of any kind of sense. _________________ Captain of the Elusive, MC-90 Star Cruiser
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Ams Jendob Moff
Joined: 14 Jun 2009 Posts: 1579 Location: The Gala
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Posted: Sat, August 07th 2010 03:53pm Post subject: |
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It makes perfect sense. It narrates the scenes it accompanies.
You just need to watch more Futurama, that's all. <_< _________________ Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant
----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler---- |
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Badim Soilding Orrion Carn
Joined: 26 Aug 2009 Posts: 907 Location: Aboard The Killer's Fate II
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Posted: Sun, August 22nd 2010 02:36am Post subject: |
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Sean, Sean, Sean...Tsk tsk tsk:
Chukles says:
Then Sean spirits Sara off to his cabin......... wait, did I say that out loud? I meant..... the medbay. yeah. The medbay........ what? There are anesthetics in there....... and sheets could be bandages in the right circumstances......
Carn says:
Sean, Sean, Sean...Tsk tsk tsk...
Chukles says: What? _________________ "No One Deserves To Die, Except For Those Who Do." |
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Ams Jendob Moff
Joined: 14 Jun 2009 Posts: 1579 Location: The Gala
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Posted: Sun, August 22nd 2010 11:40am Post subject: |
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I feel sorry for whoever plays Mara, now. _________________ Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant
----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler---- |
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Lucas Pallanén-Davad Alex
Joined: 01 Aug 2009 Posts: 1153 Location: Aboard the Blight Leaper
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Posted: Sun, August 22nd 2010 03:06pm Post subject: |
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Ams Jendob wrote: | I feel sorry for whoever plays Mara, now. |
LOL!! |
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Sean Tavell Chukles
Joined: 02 Aug 2009 Posts: 156
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Posted: Sun, August 22nd 2010 09:35pm Post subject: |
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Ams Jendob wrote: | I feel sorry for whoever plays Mara, now. |
lol. Hey, give me some credit. I am a good enough roleplayer to keep sean and Luke separate..... I think....
PLus, it's not creepy if they are married. lol _________________
"Your lightsaber will never fail you. Alcohol will always calm your nerves. And women..... well, they're just too good to go without." ~ Sean Tavell
Avi made graciously by Carn |
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Ams Jendob Moff
Joined: 14 Jun 2009 Posts: 1579 Location: The Gala
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Posted: Sun, August 22nd 2010 10:22pm Post subject: |
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Not between the characters, no... but between the players... _________________ Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant
----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler---- |
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Morgan ZIM Space Jawa
Joined: 01 Oct 2009 Posts: 536 Location: I am here -> *
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Posted: Thu, August 26th 2010 09:27pm Post subject: |
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I thought it was your turn
Michael says: (12:54:14 PM) Ok, are we joint post time ready now?
Carn says: (12:54:34 PM) yeah, I'm waiting for you
Carn says: (12:54:40 PM) Or are you waiting for me?
Carn says: (12:54:42 PM)
Michael says: (12:54:48 PM) Maybe we're waiting on each other
Carn says: (12:54:54 PM) lol
Carn says: (12:54:59 PM) that's the best option
Michael says: (12:55:00 PM) Joint waiting to joint post
Carn says: (12:55:07 PM) lol! _________________ Morgan ZIM: Bounty Hunter, Gun for Hire, Freelance Peacekeeping Agent, Cybernetic Scoundrel, and all around disruptor of the normal order of things. |
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Kyle Fenris Cheapy
Joined: 24 Jun 2010 Posts: 125 Location: Elementary, my dear Watson
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Posted: Mon, August 30th 2010 02:23pm Post subject: |
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Not 'till the third date, sweetheart:
Carn says:
*Vader "So? How do you like like my new girlfriend? I just met her a few minutes ago."
*Luke "What do you mean? You've been with me this whole time, all you got over there is my hand."
*Vader *Blank Stare*
*Luke EWWWWW!!
TheCheapyOne says:
O_o
*drowns in bleach*
Carn says:
_________________ Kyle Fenris - Jedi Master, Gray Jedi
"Do svidonya, mothaf**ka."
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Kyle Fenris Cheapy
Joined: 24 Jun 2010 Posts: 125 Location: Elementary, my dear Watson
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Posted: Fri, September 03rd 2010 10:56am Post subject: |
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May contain content innapropriate for children:
_________________ Kyle Fenris - Jedi Master, Gray Jedi
"Do svidonya, mothaf**ka."
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Daegon Selanno Cheapy
Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 149 Location: Aboard the Star Raptor
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Posted: Tue, September 07th 2010 08:55pm Post subject: |
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...And he does not share power!
Quote: | TheCheapyOne says:
...? Apparently I blocked you somehow.
I Am The Man Who Arranges the Blocks says:
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Clearly, you did not. >_>
TheCheapyOne says:
ficksed nao
I Am The Man Who Arranges the Blocks says:
For I am the man who arranges the blocks. <_<
TheCheapyOne says:
ROFL
IT MUST BE QUOTED |
_________________ Captain Daegon Selanno - Fringe Scum, Bounty Hunter, Smuggler
"I applaud your efforts. And now that you've insulted me, called me a heretic, threatened to burn me and questioned my gender, I'm completely on board." - Jess |
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Ams Jendob Moff
Joined: 14 Jun 2009 Posts: 1579 Location: The Gala
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Posted: Tue, September 07th 2010 10:30pm Post subject: |
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Read the Name...
Quote: | **** says:
*You still RP?
I Am The Man Who Arranges the Blocks says:
*Indeed.
**** says:
*Do you ever RP love scenes and stuff? Just wondering.
I Am The Man Who Arranges the Blocks says:
*What makes you ask?
**** says:
*I am always looking for people to RP that kind of stuff with.
I Am The Man Who Arranges the Blocks says:
*Errr.
**** says:
*Well, do you like RPing that kind of stuff?
I Am The Man Who Arranges the Blocks says:
*No.
**** says:
*kk
*Ur fem IRL, right?
I Am The Man Who Arranges the Blocks says:
*...No.
**** says:
*Definite big nvm then :$ |
Name censored to avoid embarrassment on behalf of the person. _________________ Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant
----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler---- |
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Daegon Selanno Cheapy
Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 149 Location: Aboard the Star Raptor
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Posted: Tue, September 07th 2010 10:36pm Post subject: |
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O_o
And how long have you known He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named? _________________ Captain Daegon Selanno - Fringe Scum, Bounty Hunter, Smuggler
"I applaud your efforts. And now that you've insulted me, called me a heretic, threatened to burn me and questioned my gender, I'm completely on board." - Jess |
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Ams Jendob Moff
Joined: 14 Jun 2009 Posts: 1579 Location: The Gala
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Posted: Tue, September 07th 2010 10:51pm Post subject: |
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I'd say we barely qualify as acquaintances. That's the second conversation we've had this year... and before that we hadn't talked since the first six months of VII. _________________ Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant
----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler---- |
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