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Ams Jendob Moff
Joined: 14 Jun 2009 Posts: 1579 Location: The Gala
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Posted: Sat, August 22nd 2009 02:54pm Post subject: |
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You see it. That's the corruption in and of itself. >_>
I wish I could build a working TIE Defender... and fly that to college instead of driving. _________________ Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant
----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler---- |
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Maximillion Cyrus dudop
Joined: 20 Jul 2009 Posts: 244
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Posted: Sat, August 22nd 2009 05:15pm Post subject: |
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It crashes. EDIT: Repeatedly, until the shield finally gives out
I wish Spore were actually fun for more than a day of playing. |
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Kelson Ordo Lazer
Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 213
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Posted: Sat, August 22nd 2009 09:08pm Post subject: |
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Granted. You have so much fun that you glue yourself to your computer then eat yourself.
I wish that I had more sushi! _________________ Captain Kelson Ordo
506th Airborne, Third Drop-Shock Battalion, L-Company, 1st Platoon, 2nd Squad Leader.
"There are two types of people you're gunna encounter. Those who'll try and shoot you, and those you shot first." -Kelson Ordo
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Jallorn Jallorn
Joined: 03 Aug 2009 Posts: 179
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Posted: Sat, August 22nd 2009 09:13pm Post subject: |
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Granted, all the food you ever touch turns to sushi. Eventually you get sick of it and try to cook it. As soon as you touch it again however, it turns back into sushi.
I wish I knew what to wish for. |
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Jacen Tranada Tiara
Joined: 16 Jul 2009 Posts: 347
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Posted: Sat, August 22nd 2009 11:05pm Post subject: |
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Granted, but it becomes all you ever know and slowly drives you insane.
I wish the rum wasn't gone _________________ Lieutenant Jacen Tranada
Imperial Intelligence
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Maximillion Cyrus dudop
Joined: 20 Jul 2009 Posts: 244
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Posted: Wed, August 26th 2009 03:37pm Post subject: |
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Granted. An assasin gives you some >_>
For whatever reason.
I wish I had a decent computer. |
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Jallorn Jallorn
Joined: 03 Aug 2009 Posts: 179
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Posted: Thu, August 27th 2009 12:06am Post subject: |
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Granted. But it becomes sentient and kills you before running out of power.
I wish to be able to use Summon Bigger Fish. |
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Neo Sarkk Cheapy
Joined: 31 Jul 2009 Posts: 145 Location: Bastion
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Posted: Thu, August 27th 2009 12:12am Post subject: |
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Granted, but it stinks up the palace and the queen doesn't buy you a new boat.
I wish I had a computer that could play StarCraft II. _________________ Master Sergeant Neo Sarkk - Storm Commando
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Jacen Tranada Tiara
Joined: 16 Jul 2009 Posts: 347
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Posted: Thu, August 27th 2009 07:14am Post subject: |
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Granted, but you get zerg-rushed every time you play.
I wish I was finished my degree so I could get a job. _________________ Lieutenant Jacen Tranada
Imperial Intelligence
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Jahan Stresemann Alexus
Joined: 19 Jul 2009 Posts: 186
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Posted: Thu, August 27th 2009 07:38am Post subject: |
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You finish your degree and get a job IN THE NOT-DRINKING FACTORY.
I wish I was a time traveller. _________________
Admiral Jahan Stresemann
"The highest rank in the New Republic is that of Civilian." |
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Jallorn Jallorn
Joined: 03 Aug 2009 Posts: 179
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Posted: Thu, August 27th 2009 09:14am Post subject: |
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Granted, you screw up your past so horribly that you end up trapped in an alternate timeline where the laws of physics are so horribly destroyed that you are forced to die a slow painful death..... for the rest of time.
I wish for a non-corruptabile wish. |
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Jahan Stresemann Alexus
Joined: 19 Jul 2009 Posts: 186
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Posted: Thu, August 27th 2009 09:36am Post subject: |
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Granted, but
I wish for a hot dog so big that even God could not eat it. _________________
Admiral Jahan Stresemann
"The highest rank in the New Republic is that of Civilian." |
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Maximillion Cyrus dudop
Joined: 20 Jul 2009 Posts: 244
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Posted: Thu, August 27th 2009 10:46am Post subject: |
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It squashes you flat >_>
I wish I hadn't replied to that. |
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Riene Zend Moff
Joined: 18 Jun 2009 Posts: 118 Location: Arquebusier
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Posted: Thu, August 27th 2009 10:57am Post subject: |
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Granted, but now you broke the game.
I wish we could bring back VIII sooner rather than later and keep Unity going as well. _________________ Chief Marshal Riene Zend
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Maximillion Cyrus dudop
Joined: 20 Jul 2009 Posts: 244
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Posted: Thu, August 27th 2009 02:45pm Post subject: |
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Granted, but you start confusing plotlines and the Empire is PWN'D before you even see it coming. (in both games, so we, er, have to sort that out)
I wish... I could let Ubuntu format my drive without backing it up (and still not lose data). |
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Admiral Michael Harrison Orrion Carn
Joined: 20 Aug 2009 Posts: 72 Location: Austere
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Posted: Sat, August 29th 2009 03:32pm Post subject: |
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Granted, but because I couldn't understand anything you just said, you die instead
I wish my Frakkin' Paintball Hopper arrived today, and that USPS would actually deliver it. _________________ Admiral in the True Empire
Commands the Austere, A Revenge Class Heavy Command Carrier.
Length: 4000 Meters
Width: 3400 Meters
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Riene Zend Moff
Joined: 18 Jun 2009 Posts: 118 Location: Arquebusier
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Posted: Sat, August 29th 2009 05:48pm Post subject: |
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Granted, but it's hopelessly shattered. (I know someone who used to work at a postal sorting facility... the treatment the employees give packages is beneath dismal.)
I wish I ruled the world. _________________ Chief Marshal Riene Zend
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Admiral Michael Harrison Orrion Carn
Joined: 20 Aug 2009 Posts: 72 Location: Austere
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Posted: Sat, August 29th 2009 07:46pm Post subject: |
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Granted, the people revolt and kill you. But on the brightside, you did rule the world for about a day
I wish Badim Soilding gets approved by CMAC. _________________ Admiral in the True Empire
Commands the Austere, A Revenge Class Heavy Command Carrier.
Length: 4000 Meters
Width: 3400 Meters
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Daegon Selanno Cheapy
Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 149 Location: Aboard the Star Raptor
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Posted: Sat, August 29th 2009 07:57pm Post subject: |
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Granted, but then after his first post he gets assassinated.
I wish I had less homework. _________________ Captain Daegon Selanno - Fringe Scum, Bounty Hunter, Smuggler
"I applaud your efforts. And now that you've insulted me, called me a heretic, threatened to burn me and questioned my gender, I'm completely on board." - Jess |
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Shayera Jendob Moff
Joined: 14 Jun 2009 Posts: 513 Location: All along the Watchtower
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Posted: Sat, August 29th 2009 08:28pm Post subject: |
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Granted. But because you didn't learn anything, you are struck down when the geniuses revolt and take over the Earth.
I wish I could buy the rights to Star Wars and do it the right way, from the Episode I to Episode IX. _________________ Empress Shayera Jendob
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Maximillion Cyrus dudop
Joined: 20 Jul 2009 Posts: 244
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Posted: Sun, August 30th 2009 01:00am Post subject: |
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I would totally buy tickets to that!
corruption enough. xD.
I wish Anim8or didn't crash whenever I moved the mouse while it was rendering. |
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Jacen Tranada Tiara
Joined: 16 Jul 2009 Posts: 347
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Posted: Tue, September 01st 2009 05:50am Post subject: |
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I grant thee 3D Studio Max and a decent computer, but you can't use them because they're passworded.
Shayera Jendob wrote: | Granted. But because you didn't learn anything, you are struck down when the geniuses revolt and take over the Earth.
I wish I could buy the rights to Star Wars and do it the right way, from the Episode I to Episode IX. |
The problem would be the casting issues that would arise.
e.g. Who else but Harrison Ford could be Solo and Mark Hamil was a good Skywalker but he hardly looks like the teenager that he is in the prequels.
I wish I had an unlimited supply of Rum. _________________ Lieutenant Jacen Tranada
Imperial Intelligence
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Jase Denora Jase
Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 360
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Posted: Tue, September 01st 2009 10:52am Post subject: |
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Granted, but you get so drunk that you decide to play a FS character
I wish Bastion would get active... _________________ Jase Denora
Jedi Master- Jedi Council
Force Specialty: Precision Force Manipulation
Saber Form(s): Vapaad, Denora Akimbo Style
Favored Techniques Force Choke, Telekinesis, Shatterpoint, Force Lightning[/b]
Combat Skills: Close combat, sabotage, multi-weapon usage, ship to ship[/b]
"Master the Force. Master your emotions. With these two tools, you will be feared by your enemies and your peers. Nothing else matters for the strong."
Please, please, PLEASE...... do not open the box....
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Ams Jendob Moff
Joined: 14 Jun 2009 Posts: 1579 Location: The Gala
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Posted: Tue, September 01st 2009 11:30am Post subject: |
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Granted, but things quickly snowball and you are left eating Daara dust.
Quote: | Who else but Harrison Ford could be Solo and Mark Hamil was a good Skywalker but he hardly looks like the teenager that he is in the prequels. |
*points to Star Trek IX*
I wish the cafeteria was less busy... I want food. _________________ Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant
----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler---- |
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Jase Denora Jase
Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 360
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Posted: Tue, September 01st 2009 11:34am Post subject: |
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Granted, but it is empty because they ran out of food
I wish I had the motivation to cook a snack _________________ Jase Denora
Jedi Master- Jedi Council
Force Specialty: Precision Force Manipulation
Saber Form(s): Vapaad, Denora Akimbo Style
Favored Techniques Force Choke, Telekinesis, Shatterpoint, Force Lightning[/b]
Combat Skills: Close combat, sabotage, multi-weapon usage, ship to ship[/b]
"Master the Force. Master your emotions. With these two tools, you will be feared by your enemies and your peers. Nothing else matters for the strong."
Please, please, PLEASE...... do not open the box....
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