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Kyle Fenris
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 Post Posted: Sat, September 11th 2010 01:13am    Post subject:
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Purge it with FIRE!
Orrion says:
*Cray and I are just creepy. We like just about the exact same things
*Star Trek: Voyager being one of them
TheCheapyOne - Man of SCIENCE! says:
*...
*BURN THE HERETIC
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 Post Posted: Wed, September 15th 2010 04:02am    Post subject:
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The Gay Aladdin?

Alex says:
- i like having jonas dirt poor
- lol

Orrion says:
- Same here

- I like the post where he shows that little thief how to be a better thief

Alex says:
HAHA

Orrion says:
- Best ever and it felt like Jonas was a gay Aladdin

Alex says:
- hahahahahahahahaha
- rofl!
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Daegon Selanno
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 Post Posted: Thu, September 16th 2010 09:14pm    Post subject:
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No Mr. Katarn, I expect you to die!

Quote:
Jace911: lol, what is so cool about CSS?
Jace911: I've never tried it
Derek, Man of Learning: I just started playing and I dunno, it's um
Derek, Man of Learning: shooty
Derek, Man of Learning: But I play mostly because it's new
Derek, Man of Learning: AND FRUSTRATING
Derek, Man of Learning: I've only been playing with bots
Derek, Man of Learning: I'm too scared to play with real people
Jace911: lol, try playing Dark Forces II without cheats
Jace911: "Okay, gonna dart around the corner and spray the room with blaster bolts-OH HEAD CHOPPED OFF BY AXE LOAD SAVE GAME"
Derek, Man of Learning: Axe?!
Jace911: Yeah, remember those pig-guards from Return of the Jedi?
Derek, Man of Learning: Whut?!
Derek, Man of Learning: You have to fight them?!
Jace911: Picture walking through a door and getting cleaved by two of them flanking said door.
Jace911: Not much of a fight.

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 Post Posted: Thu, September 16th 2010 11:34pm    Post subject:
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The Final Countdown:

Orrion says:
I'm not talking to you, Cheapy
Not until I get the 10,000th post
Butters says:
....................
TheCheapyOne - Man of SCIENCE! says:
YOU MUST DIE
I ALONE AM BEST
Orrion says:
NEVAH!
Butters says:
Wow... I leave for one day....
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Daegon Selanno
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 Post Posted: Thu, September 16th 2010 11:35pm    Post subject:
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Stop quoting things right as they happen! :P It's trippy!
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Daegon Selanno
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 Post Posted: Fri, September 17th 2010 02:48pm    Post subject:
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Burn the witch!

Star Wars Universe wrote:

Cheapy: You'd think the Jedi would learn to keep a lower profile after, oh I don't know, the third or fourth galactic purge.

Seriously, let me just count it out here:

1. Post-Jedi Civil War
2. Post-Galactic Civil War (Sith Empire Edition)
3. Great Jedi Purge
4. Legacy Era Purge

:/

I'm starting to get the impression that sooner or later, the despot of the week's reaction to a lightsaber is "Burn the witch! Purge them with FIRE!"

Moff: One would think that'll be the layman's reaction, given the shitstorms that accompany Jedi resurgences.

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 Post Posted: Thu, September 23rd 2010 05:10pm    Post subject:
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Pokemon... I Feel Dirty :(
Moff:
*Hmm...
*If I double-majored in Physics AND Business...
Moff:
*Or even economics...
*>_>
*<_<
*I WOULD BE AN UNSTOPPABLE RPG MACHINE.
*:P
Crazed:
*i can still stop you <_<
Moff:
*Unless I also took classes in PHP. :P
Crazed:
*rofl
Moff:
*Then none shall stand before my mighty powers.
*:P
Crazed:
*my dominance over you is a state function
Moff:
*Moff uses Einsteinian Transform!

IT'S SUPER-EFFECTIVE!
*:P
Crazed:
*rofl
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 Post Posted: Sun, September 26th 2010 12:46pm    Post subject:
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A guy from school was bugging me about getting out of my basement and playing airsoft with a bunch of people. Yesterday I went, and him, his girlfriend, and a bunch of other people were there. A slight misunderstanding occurred...

Other guy: *hugs his girlfriend* "So does this seem like something you would want to do?"

Me: "Wait... whaaat?"

We then established that he was definitely talking about airsoft :lol:
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 Post Posted: Sun, September 26th 2010 02:13pm    Post subject:
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Question still stands. <_<

:p
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Neo Sarkk
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 Post Posted: Mon, September 27th 2010 12:51am    Post subject:
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Summarized conversation from a SciFi debate forum on SpaceBattles.com, where I got into an argument with a rabid anti-Trekkie over photon torpedo yields:


Ricery1: Illumination determines nuclear yield, so that photon torpedo can't be more than 9 kilotons.
Jace911: But...the fireball was kilometers wide, and the blast wave covered half a planetary hemisphere.
Ricery1: I said NINE KILOTONS! What, are you RETARDED?! Do you have a BRAIN?!

He later tried to convince me and several others that the 'kiloton-level impact' from Ent-E ramming Scimitar in Nemesis proved that photon torps were rated in the tons. :P
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Kendra Jendob
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 Post Posted: Mon, September 27th 2010 07:50am    Post subject:
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Full yield is about 270 Petajoules, while directed yield (i.e. what'll actually hit someone) is about 100.8. >_>


And that's from someone rabidly anti-Trekkie in the tech department. :p
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Neo Sarkk
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 Post Posted: Mon, September 27th 2010 10:52am    Post subject:
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Which is 64 megatons, which he refuses to believe. At all costs, despite that being the often-quoted figure on the site.

Also, this same guy advocates for MAC guns in Halo (Spoilers, skip to about 4:30 in this video for an example) to be rated at 1.17 teratons. >_>
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 Post Posted: Mon, September 27th 2010 12:28pm    Post subject:
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What? LOL


Don't the super MACs only produce 50 gigatons at best?
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 Post Posted: Mon, September 27th 2010 02:37pm    Post subject:
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The Halo encyclopedia rates ship-mounted MACs at 1.17 teratons (Non-canon compared to games)...SMACs are considerably higher. Double-digit teratons, if I recall correctly. >_>
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Daegon Selanno
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 Post Posted: Wed, September 29th 2010 06:04pm    Post subject:
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Mild spoiler alert for SGU up ahead. Quoted from the SGU thread on SB.com:





My thoughts on SGU's new Season:

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I guess in the next episode Rush will be ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL. :P


Cookie for the reference, no rewards for resorting to Google-fu. :P
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Sara Soto
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 Post Posted: Thu, September 30th 2010 12:44am    Post subject:
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Mass Effect 2! Collector General—Leader thingy! Heard that thing so many times in that game it's hard to get it out of my head. Plus a fresh playthrough on the final mission yesterday helped :p
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Shayera Jendob
Moff


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 Post Posted: Mon, October 11th 2010 08:08pm    Post subject:
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Da Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Nana na na nanana na na YOUR MOM
Coin-Operated says (8:02 PM):
*Tell me... where do the blocks come from?
Moff - I am the man who arranges the blocks says (8:03 PM):
*Up above.
Coin-Operated says (8:03 PM):
*How do you arrange them?
Moff - I am the man who arranges the blocks says (8:03 PM):
*Well... they come down...
*And I spin them around...
Coin-Operated says (8:03 PM):
*How do they fit?
Moff - I am the man who arranges the blocks says (8:03 PM):
*Until they fit in the ground, like hand in glove.
Coin-Operated says (8:04 PM):
*Well, I say that to move blocks is fine.
*And lines will be formed as they fall.
Moff - I am the man who arranges the blocks says (8:04 PM):
*Ah...
*But what if you should misjudge, hmm?
*Then I guess you should not have nudged it after all.
Coin-Operated says (8:05 PM):
*You seem to be missing a long one...
Moff - I am the man who arranges the blocks says (8:05 PM):
*That's not what your mom said. >_>

There Must Be Some Way Back to Here...
Moff :
*Also, Han said she wouldn't be interested in doing a VIII-wrap up...
*Personally. <_<
*But she wouldn't oppose interested people doing it.
Crazed:
*are you suggesting that i'm opposed? :P
*i'm the one that SUGGESTED it :P
Crazed:
*i don't, however, want to make it intoa continual periodic thing
*that's not really a wrapup
Moff:
*Well... if it's all a one-shot thing...
*It'll probably be kinda rushed and crappy... or worse, just a collection of offing people players didn't like. :p
Crazed:
*rofl
*i dunno
*we'll thin of some compromise aroud new years
*that would be a good time to do it
Moff:
*Then again... a reboot would also be fun. <_<
Moff:
*Or Star Wars: The Re-Imagined Saga... with music by Bob Dylan. >_>
*:P
*...There we go...
*Rieekan, Dodonna, Ackbar, and Chewie start hearing weird music...
Crazed:
*... that's a strange arrangement
Moff:
*They meet up in the Falcon's cargo hold (while the Falcon is docked on a Mon Cal cruiser)...
*And reveal...
*They're Imperials. >_>
*And they have been all along. <_<
*(The watchtower >_>)
Crazed:
*rofl
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 Post Posted: Tue, December 27th 2011 01:09am    Post subject:
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And Dnt Frgt It!
Moff says (12:07 AM):
*This is why I say details are important. Who knows...
*Maybe the weapon count of a Victory-class Star Destroyer could be a vital detail!:P
Crazed says (12:07 AM):
*details are only important if they're imprtant
Moff says (12:07 AM):
*...
*I'm quoting that.
*:P
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