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Badim Soilding
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 Post Posted: Sat, July 24th 2010 03:35pm    Post subject:
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Humorous and pitiful moments with an eightball:
Me: *Shakes eightball vigorously* "Will I ever find a girlfriend?"
Eightball: "Most Likely."
Me: "Are you certain about that?" *Shakes ball again*
Eightball: "Try again later..."
Me: *Waits five seconds then tries again* "Are you certain I'll find a girlfriend?"
Eightball: "Rely on it."

Me: "Okay, will you let me destroy you if you're wrong?" *Snickers*
Eightball: "Doubt it."
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Kyle Fenris
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 Post Posted: Wed, August 04th 2010 12:18am    Post subject:
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This is Blasphemy!
Matt says:
I leave for two minutes and...

TheCheapyOne says:
Emphasis on "leave".

Matt says:
lol
Where'd I leave at?

Orrion Carn says:
When we were about to start
Cheapy plotted it out from what he could gather
So we were waiting for you to confirm/change it

Matt says:
Its not that I didn't like your side-plot, its I was confused.

TheCheapyOne says:
Side-Plot?

TheCheapyOne says:
THIS
IS
STAR WARS!

Ambiguity
TheCheapyOne says:
A 23-year old in 5th grade isn't arrested development, that's arrest on the ground of being a pedo.

Read it and cry: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/television/news/e3i45f1c709df0501926eaec481653fbefe
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 Post Posted: Wed, August 04th 2010 01:27am    Post subject:
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Which finger?
Matt says:
"None of us are here for our clean backgrounds, but I do want to know how we can get out of here and rely on some attack to take place." -Heckler
Orrion Carn says:
"Not with the cameras." - Clare
TheCheapyOne says:
*glances at cameras* We don't need to worry about them. *Discreetly flicks finger at holocams so nobody notices* - Kyle
Matt says:
(Which finger? :p )
Orrion Carn says:
(My question exactly :p )
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 Post Posted: Thu, August 05th 2010 01:59am    Post subject:
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Matt says:
"You bastards!"

(Kyle had the Canadian little brother)
How'd you like the Canadian going on strike episode?
Zara says:
...huh?
Matt says:
You've never seen South Park?
Scandalous!
Zara says:
I've never watched a full episode, no
Matt says:
...
I'm making you watch it, ALL THE WAY.
Zara says:
yeah, no
Matt says:
What, you didn't like it?
You live in a cave right?
Zara says:
no, canada
but close enough
Matt says:
HAH!
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Kyle Fenris
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 Post Posted: Fri, August 06th 2010 01:22pm    Post subject:
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Leave of Absence
Matt says:
Yes.
There, done!
brb
Carn says:
NO!
TheCheapyOne says:
NO
Carn says:
NO YOU BASTARD!
TheCheapyOne says:
NONONONONONO
I WILL KILL YOUUUUUUU
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Matt says:
I was kiding.
Carn says:
>_<
TheCheapyOne says:
*stab*
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 Post Posted: Fri, August 06th 2010 01:46pm    Post subject:
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You guys need serious psychiatric help. :p
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Badim Soilding
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 Post Posted: Fri, August 06th 2010 01:47pm    Post subject:
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You don't know what it's like, we post a line that he's suppose to reply to, he goes, "BRB!" and disappears for half-an-hour! And by that time Cheapy and I just leave out of boredom >_<
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 Post Posted: Fri, August 06th 2010 01:49pm    Post subject:
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Badim Soilding wrote:
You don't know what it's like, we post a line that he's suppose to reply to, he goes, "BRB!" and disappears for half-an-hour! And by that time Cheapy and I just leave out of boredom >_<


LOL! Then someone gets started on Starcraft and I get back to a few pages of convo to review. (Sorry, Moffy, :P)
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 Post Posted: Fri, August 06th 2010 01:56pm    Post subject:
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He also pesters me to get on MSN so we can finish, and then when I log on *gasp* he isn't there! :P
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 Post Posted: Fri, August 06th 2010 02:01pm    Post subject:
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Kyle Fenris wrote:
He also pesters me to get on MSN so we can finish, and then when I log on *gasp* he isn't there! :P


I'm on now, so stop whining. :P
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 Post Posted: Sat, August 07th 2010 01:12pm    Post subject:
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With Apologies to Matt Groening... and none to Zager and Evans
In the year 105105
If man is still alive
If robot can survive
They may find...

In the year 252525
The backwards time machine still won't have arrived
In all the world, there's only one technology:
A rusty sword, for practicing proctology!

In the future year that ends with a twenty
A schlubby merman's gonna try to get chummy
He may look like a watery wimp
When in fact, he's a bloodthirsty shrimp

In the year one million and a half
Humankind is enslaved by giraffe
Man must pay for all his misdeeds
When the treetops are stripped of their leaves
Whoa-oh!


That, my friends, is quotably awesome. :p
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 Post Posted: Sat, August 07th 2010 03:47pm    Post subject:
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If devoid of any kind of sense. :P
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 Post Posted: Sat, August 07th 2010 03:53pm    Post subject:
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It makes perfect sense. It narrates the scenes it accompanies. :p

You just need to watch more Futurama, that's all. <_<
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 Post Posted: Sun, August 22nd 2010 02:36am    Post subject:
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Sean, Sean, Sean...Tsk tsk tsk:
Chukles says:
Then Sean spirits Sara off to his cabin......... wait, did I say that out loud? I meant..... the medbay. yeah. The medbay........ what? There are anesthetics in there....... and sheets could be bandages in the right circumstances......

Carn says:
:p
Sean, Sean, Sean...Tsk tsk tsk...

Chukles says: What? :p
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 Post Posted: Sun, August 22nd 2010 11:40am    Post subject:
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I feel sorry for whoever plays Mara, now. :p
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 Post Posted: Sun, August 22nd 2010 03:06pm    Post subject:
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Ams Jendob wrote:
I feel sorry for whoever plays Mara, now. :p


LOL!!
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 Post Posted: Sun, August 22nd 2010 09:35pm    Post subject:
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Ams Jendob wrote:
I feel sorry for whoever plays Mara, now. :p


lol. Hey, give me some credit. I am a good enough roleplayer to keep sean and Luke separate..... I think.... :p

PLus, it's not creepy if they are married. lol
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 Post Posted: Sun, August 22nd 2010 10:22pm    Post subject:
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Not between the characters, no... but between the players... :p
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 Post Posted: Thu, August 26th 2010 09:27pm    Post subject:
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I thought it was your turn

Michael says: (12:54:14 PM) Ok, are we joint post time ready now?

Carn says: (12:54:34 PM) yeah, I'm waiting for you :P

Carn says: (12:54:40 PM) Or are you waiting for me?

Carn says: (12:54:42 PM) :?

Michael says: (12:54:48 PM) Maybe we're waiting on each other

Carn says: (12:54:54 PM) lol

Carn says: (12:54:59 PM) that's the best option

Michael says: (12:55:00 PM) Joint waiting to joint post :P

Carn says: (12:55:07 PM) lol!
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 Post Posted: Mon, August 30th 2010 02:23pm    Post subject:
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Not 'till the third date, sweetheart:

Carn says:
*Vader "So? How do you like like my new girlfriend? I just met her a few minutes ago."
*Luke "What do you mean? You've been with me this whole time, all you got over there is my hand."
*Vader *Blank Stare*
*Luke EWWWWW!!
TheCheapyOne says:
O_o
*drowns in bleach*
Carn says:
:P
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 Post Posted: Fri, September 03rd 2010 10:56am    Post subject:
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 Post Posted: Tue, September 07th 2010 08:55pm    Post subject:
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...And he does not share power!
Quote:
TheCheapyOne says:
...? Apparently I blocked you somehow.
I Am The Man Who Arranges the Blocks says:
...
Clearly, you did not. >_>
TheCheapyOne says:
ficksed nao
I Am The Man Who Arranges the Blocks says:
For I am the man who arranges the blocks. <_<
TheCheapyOne says:
ROFL
IT MUST BE QUOTED

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 Post Posted: Tue, September 07th 2010 10:30pm    Post subject:
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Read the Name...
Quote:
**** says:
*You still RP?
I Am The Man Who Arranges the Blocks says:
*Indeed.
**** says:
*Do you ever RP love scenes and stuff? Just wondering.
I Am The Man Who Arranges the Blocks says:
*What makes you ask? :P
**** says:
*I am always looking for people to RP that kind of stuff with. :D
I Am The Man Who Arranges the Blocks says:
*Errr. :P
**** says:
*Well, do you like RPing that kind of stuff?
I Am The Man Who Arranges the Blocks says:
*No.
**** says:
*kk
*Ur fem IRL, right?
I Am The Man Who Arranges the Blocks says:
*...No.
**** says:
*Definite big nvm then :$

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 Post Posted: Tue, September 07th 2010 10:36pm    Post subject:
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O_o

And how long have you known He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?
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 Post Posted: Tue, September 07th 2010 10:51pm    Post subject:
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I'd say we barely qualify as acquaintances. That's the second conversation we've had this year... and before that we hadn't talked since the first six months of VII.
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