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Jase Denora
Jase
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 Posted: Tue, June 01st 2010 10:58pm Post subject: Fan Fic- SO getting Banned For This :P |
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Jase looked back at the others as they crept down the hallway. They had escaped the makeshift cell; and now they needed to get back to the speeder and their supplies. Suddenly, he spotted a guard moving down the hall. Tightening his grip on the improvised lightsaber the team had made from the materials in the cell, he suddenly found B.F. advancing on the guard.
"This nutcracker ain't sweet, fool!"
With that exclamation, the mandalorian swung his booted foot into the crotch of the guard. The guard fell over, clutching his broken pride and fell unconscious.
"Nice work, B.F., I'll call you next time I find a bowl of walnuts. Let's move...
One year ago, four old men were arrested for a crime they never committed. They were sentenced to serve time in a maximum security retirement home, which they promptly escaped. If you need help, if you have nowhere else to turn.... and if you can find them, you can call....
The Age-Team
starring:
Jase "Hannibal" Denora
Ams "Face" Jendob
Han "Howling Mad" Solo
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Boba "B.F." Fett
"Face! Face, where are you?!"
Jendob came around the corner of the outer building, holding the suitcase they had come for in his hands.
"I've got the goods, let's get out of here before they notice!"
"You know, if we waited, we would get to see what kind of suits they have that match that suitcase..."
Boba immediately grabbed Han by the shoulders at that remark and began shaking him.
"Shut up, fool! They're gonna find us if you keep spewing that jibber-jabber!"
Suddenly, blaster shots rang out in the compund. Despite the range between the thugs and the Age-Team, no blaster bolts hit their marks. they merely hit the ground everywhere around them. Jase grimaced and sent one of the thugs flying with a Force push.
"No time for scolding him, B.F.! We need to slit!"
The four old men ran to the far side of the compound, Ams and Han providing cover fire with improvised blasters they had made from dinnerware after going through the kitchen during their escape. They made it to their ship, where Boba and Jase dispatched the guards. Boarding the ship, Jase ordered Han to take them up.
"Fasten your seatbelts and put your tray tables up, gentleman!"
"Shut up, fool! Why we gotta fly anyway?!"
"Both of you, quiet! Did you rig the charges, Face?"
"You bet, Hannibal!"
On cue, Ams pulled out the remote detonator. Depressing the switch, the entire compound began to go up in a series of explosions. The ship flew higher and Jase smiled with satisfaction as he pulled out a cigar and lit it.
"Now that old man and his daughter can make sure these documents will never fall into the wrong hands; and they can keep their business. I love it when a plan comes together."
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Jase Denora
Jedi Master- Jedi Council
Force Specialty: Precision Force Manipulation
Saber Form(s): Vapaad, Denora Akimbo Style
Favored Techniques Force Choke, Telekinesis, Shatterpoint, Force Lightning[/b]
Combat Skills: Close combat, sabotage, multi-weapon usage, ship to ship[/b]
"Master the Force. Master your emotions. With these two tools, you will be feared by your enemies and your peers. Nothing else matters for the strong."
Please, please, PLEASE...... do not open the box....
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Boba Fett
Dj
Joined: 28 May 2010
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They won't find your body in a dumpster.... They'll find your body in SEVERAL dumpsters.. |
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Kendra Jendob
Moff
Joined: 19 Jun 2009
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...What makes you assume you are the brains of the outfit. Granted, Ams is still the good-looking one... 
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Jase Denora
Jase
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Because I beat you to the punch, that's why
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Jase Denora
Jedi Master- Jedi Council
Force Specialty: Precision Force Manipulation
Saber Form(s): Vapaad, Denora Akimbo Style
Favored Techniques Force Choke, Telekinesis, Shatterpoint, Force Lightning[/b]
Combat Skills: Close combat, sabotage, multi-weapon usage, ship to ship[/b]
"Master the Force. Master your emotions. With these two tools, you will be feared by your enemies and your peers. Nothing else matters for the strong."
Please, please, PLEASE...... do not open the box....
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Kendra Jendob
Moff
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| Posted: Tue, June 01st 2010 11:09pm Post subject: |
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Actually, not a big fan of the A-Team anyway... so...
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Xerros Orade
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To quote myself:
"My gut can't repel comedy of that magnitude!"
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