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Daegon Selanno
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#31. Kyle Katarn is Luke's father.
#32. When General Tagge referred to the Death Star as the ultimate power in the galaxy, Kyle Katarn was paying a visit to the Yuuzhan Vong.
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Ams Jendob
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| Posted: Sat, August 22nd 2009 10:16am Post subject: |
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He said "universe." 
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Daegon Selanno
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| Posted: Sat, August 22nd 2009 10:27am Post subject: |
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Bah, stop ruining my jokes.
#32. Killiks are the remnants of the bugs Kyle Katarn used to burn with a magnifying glass as a child.
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Ams Jendob
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| Posted: Sat, August 22nd 2009 10:57am Post subject: |
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33. Kyle Katarn is Anakin's father.
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Maximillion Cyrus
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| Posted: Wed, August 26th 2009 03:41pm Post subject: |
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34. Kyle Katarn skydives from orbit.
35. Kyle Katarn was the first man to jump Teyr Rift.
36. Kyle Katarn can fly through The Maw. The Empire claims to have done so, but we all know they can't.  |
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Jacen Tranada
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37. The Maw was created last time somebody doubted Kyle Katarn.
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Jahan Stresemann
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| Posted: Thu, August 27th 2009 07:38am Post subject: |
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38. Kyle Katarn travelled back in time to kill Hitler WITHOUT CREATING A PARADOX.
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Maximillion Cyrus
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| Posted: Thu, August 27th 2009 10:45am Post subject: |
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| That would be forward. |
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Riene Zend
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| Posted: Thu, August 27th 2009 10:59am Post subject: |
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39. Kyle Katarn is not a Cylon... Cylons are Kyle Katarn.
40. Wookiees are Kyle Katarn's mutant children.
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Jahan Stresemann
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| Posted: Thu, August 27th 2009 11:19am Post subject: |
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41. The Death Star is one of Kyle Katarn's testicles. ONE.
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Riene Zend
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| Posted: Thu, August 27th 2009 01:51pm Post subject: |
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41a. And Alderaan was destroyed because Kyle... well, you can figure it out. >_>
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Jahan Stresemann
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| Posted: Thu, August 27th 2009 02:03pm Post subject: |
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No, I can't, Dorian. Why don't you tell us?
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Riene Zend
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| Posted: Thu, August 27th 2009 02:10pm Post subject: |
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I'm not a Democrat or a Beatle... I have no intention of holding your hand.
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Maximillion Cyrus
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| Posted: Thu, August 27th 2009 02:52pm Post subject: |
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Why doesn't this forum have that one emoticon that spins around?
42. Kyle Katarn built Karen Traviss' DETHGUN. And he keeps one in his pocket. |
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Kelson Ordo
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43. Kyle Katarn took Karen Traviss and rode her like a pony.
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Riene Zend
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| Posted: Thu, August 27th 2009 07:42pm Post subject: |
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...For the love of God, whyyyyyyyyyyyy?
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Maximillion Cyrus
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| Posted: Thu, August 27th 2009 08:05pm Post subject: |
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You did it too.
Cleanup on aisle...43! |
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Neo Sarkk
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44. The Sun Crusher was originally designed as a weapon capable of defeating Kyle Katarn. It was unsuccessful.
45. The Maw was originally created as a prison capable of holding Kyle Katarn. It was unsuccessful.
46. Ewoks are really dust bunnies created from Kyle Katarn's footsteps.
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Maximillion Cyrus
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| Posted: Thu, August 27th 2009 10:34pm Post subject: |
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Kelson Ordo
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| Posted: Thu, August 27th 2009 10:56pm Post subject: |
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I remember a certain quote about Traviss taking the Mando's and riding them like ponies, so I turned the tables.
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Neo Sarkk
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| Posted: Thu, August 27th 2009 11:08pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, that was Ben in VIII, WAAAAAY long ago.
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Maximillion Cyrus
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| Posted: Fri, August 28th 2009 03:11am Post subject: |
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Jahan Stresemann
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| Posted: Fri, August 28th 2009 05:51am Post subject: |
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He fell.
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Riene Zend
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| Posted: Fri, August 28th 2009 09:41am Post subject: |
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47. Admiral Adama stole the Adamastare from Kyle Katarn. The difference is, however, that Adama must use his whole face. Kyle Katarn did it with one hair of his beard.
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Jacen Tranada
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| Posted: Sat, August 29th 2009 03:28am Post subject: |
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48. Kyle Katarn was never born. He just is.
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