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Shayera Jendob Moff
Joined: 14 Jun 2009 Posts: 513 Location: All along the Watchtower
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Posted: Sat, June 12th 2010 02:39am Post subject: |
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Granted... but it breaks and you can only find Dvorak models. Your typos are fruitful and multiply.
I wish this Shy post would wrap up sooner than the seven pages I've already written... with no end in sight.
(Also, Cheapy, sorry about the short Kendra posts. But she's really very interested in your story and is being polite. ) _________________ Empress Shayera Jendob
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Badim Soilding Orrion Carn
Joined: 26 Aug 2009 Posts: 907 Location: Aboard The Killer's Fate II
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Posted: Sat, June 12th 2010 04:49am Post subject: |
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Granted, it will finally end... Once you hit page seventy-thousand. But you can do anything with it then, because you're fingers had fallen off at page 6832, you used your tongue to type the rest, now you have no way to post it. You collapse from several months of exhaustion and fatige...
I wish I could get some sleep, and not the dead-kind. _________________ "No One Deserves To Die, Except For Those Who Do." |
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Neo Sarkk Cheapy
Joined: 31 Jul 2009 Posts: 145 Location: Bastion
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Posted: Sat, June 12th 2010 12:14pm Post subject: |
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Granted. You sleep with the fishes. Literally.
I wish I didn't have English homework. _________________ Master Sergeant Neo Sarkk - Storm Commando
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Zero Jase
Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 226
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Posted: Sat, June 12th 2010 01:01pm Post subject: |
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Granted, it is now Swahili homework
I really wish I knew what to do with Zero _________________ Randoth "Zero" Subdern- Stormtrooper Sergeant, Aurek Company, Second Platoon
"I love the Imperial Army! I can blow things up and they usually don't yell at me for it!" |
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Neo Sarkk Cheapy
Joined: 31 Jul 2009 Posts: 145 Location: Bastion
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Posted: Sat, June 12th 2010 01:34pm Post subject: |
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Granted. You divide him by infinite.
I wish I didn't have to drive for over an hour to reach a cheap car dealer. _________________ Master Sergeant Neo Sarkk - Storm Commando
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Kendra Jendob Moff
Joined: 19 Jun 2009 Posts: 170
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Posted: Sat, June 12th 2010 01:41pm Post subject: |
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Granted. You have to drive for over two hours! In Soviet Russia, where car deals you!
I wish a glowing industrialist would bring us peace and love. _________________ Sergeant First Class Kendra Jendob
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Zero Jase
Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 226
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Posted: Wed, July 14th 2010 06:33pm Post subject: |
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Granted. Enjoy never being able to use a weapon for amusement.
I wish I had someone to post opposite of Zero >_< _________________ Randoth "Zero" Subdern- Stormtrooper Sergeant, Aurek Company, Second Platoon
"I love the Imperial Army! I can blow things up and they usually don't yell at me for it!" |
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Ams Jendob Moff
Joined: 14 Jun 2009 Posts: 1579 Location: The Gala
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Posted: Wed, July 14th 2010 07:12pm Post subject: |
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Granted, but you find her even more unreachable... namely due to the giant moat filled with cyborg-eating alligators and crocodiles with the odd Hillary Clinton thrown in between you two.
I wish our president liked fish sticks. <_< _________________ Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant
----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler---- |
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Zero Jase
Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 226
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Posted: Wed, July 14th 2010 07:31pm Post subject: |
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Granted, the oil they are coated in fuels his cyborg powers. Target: AMS JENDOB
I wish that moat didn't have Hilary Clinton in it O_O _________________ Randoth "Zero" Subdern- Stormtrooper Sergeant, Aurek Company, Second Platoon
"I love the Imperial Army! I can blow things up and they usually don't yell at me for it!" |
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Ams Jendob Moff
Joined: 14 Jun 2009 Posts: 1579 Location: The Gala
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Posted: Wed, July 14th 2010 07:37pm Post subject: |
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Granted... she's not in the moat. She's in your paaaaaaaaaaaants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish my new college wasn't so stupid. _________________ Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant
----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler---- |
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Zero Jase
Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 226
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Posted: Wed, July 14th 2010 07:38pm Post subject: |
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Granted, it's even worse
I wish my design was approved _________________ Randoth "Zero" Subdern- Stormtrooper Sergeant, Aurek Company, Second Platoon
"I love the Imperial Army! I can blow things up and they usually don't yell at me for it!" |
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Thomas Heckler Butters
Joined: 07 Jul 2010 Posts: 150 Location: Not where you think... aboard the Elusive!
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Posted: Wed, July 14th 2010 07:53pm Post subject: |
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Granted, but the flaws are horribly fatal, no one buys it and you live in shame for having even created it in the first place. (Sorry...)
I wish for a emoticon that indicates dripping sarcasm... like for after I apologized when your wish was granted. (And no, I'm not talking about the eye roll, thats just rude. ) _________________ Captain of the Elusive, MC-90 Star Cruiser
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Ams Jendob Moff
Joined: 14 Jun 2009 Posts: 1579 Location: The Gala
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Posted: Wed, July 14th 2010 08:52pm Post subject: |
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Granted.
I wish Brote realized there was no selling things and Daara isn't hiding. _________________ Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant
----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler---- |
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Maximillion Cyrus dudop
Joined: 20 Jul 2009 Posts: 244
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Posted: Wed, July 14th 2010 10:07pm Post subject: |
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Granted, but he becomes so good at the game that he defeats everyone in a way that somehow can't be labeled as godmodding and owns the game.
I wish people would join my plot. No, that's too easy. I wish I could do something important for a change. |
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Thomas Heckler Butters
Joined: 07 Jul 2010 Posts: 150 Location: Not where you think... aboard the Elusive!
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Posted: Wed, July 14th 2010 10:41pm Post subject: |
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Granted... but the skygirls start crying and run away from the worms... like little girls.
I wish I could do the percolater... _________________ Captain of the Elusive, MC-90 Star Cruiser
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Ams Jendob Moff
Joined: 14 Jun 2009 Posts: 1579 Location: The Gala
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Posted: Wed, July 14th 2010 11:18pm Post subject: |
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...Granted, you sick, sick bastard. But you get severe burns.
I wish VIII hadn't been so horrifically flawed in its systems. _________________ Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant
----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler---- |
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Thomas Heckler Butters
Joined: 07 Jul 2010 Posts: 150 Location: Not where you think... aboard the Elusive!
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Posted: Thu, July 15th 2010 12:22am Post subject: |
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Granted... but it fails horribly anyways when the forum is spam bombed with kiddie porn and no one takes it seriously anymore.
I wish Ams had a better sense of humor and tolerance for the percolater. _________________ Captain of the Elusive, MC-90 Star Cruiser
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Ams Jendob Moff
Joined: 14 Jun 2009 Posts: 1579 Location: The Gala
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Posted: Thu, July 15th 2010 12:29am Post subject: |
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...Someone actually did that, Brote. Making jokes about it is still a bad idea. <_<
Granted... my sense of humor is wonderful (ignore the previous warning ). But coffee boiled is coffee spoiled.
I wish there was something on TV. _________________ Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant
----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler---- |
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Zero Jase
Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 226
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Posted: Thu, July 15th 2010 02:38pm Post subject: |
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Granted. Nonstop Bill Maher Marathon!
I wish I could fall back asleep. _________________ Randoth "Zero" Subdern- Stormtrooper Sergeant, Aurek Company, Second Platoon
"I love the Imperial Army! I can blow things up and they usually don't yell at me for it!" |
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Thomas Heckler Butters
Joined: 07 Jul 2010 Posts: 150 Location: Not where you think... aboard the Elusive!
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Posted: Thu, July 15th 2010 03:07pm Post subject: |
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Granted... but when you fall asleep, you fall into a deep coma when you wake up you find yourself in a world ruled by the first female president... Rosie O'Donald!
I wish I could go back in time... _________________ Captain of the Elusive, MC-90 Star Cruiser
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Ams Jendob Moff
Joined: 14 Jun 2009 Posts: 1579 Location: The Gala
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Posted: Thu, July 15th 2010 03:12pm Post subject: |
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Granted... but you kill and then become your own grandfather.
I wish there was a way to come up with an RPG that employed assets to prevent godmodding and force people to value units, but didn't promote the depredations found in VII and VIII. <_< _________________ Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant
----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler---- |
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Mason Harper Vader
Joined: 18 Aug 2009 Posts: 35 Location: Wouldn't you like to know?
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Posted: Fri, July 16th 2010 12:44am Post subject: |
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Granted, but it sucks and people stop playing.
I wish I could come up with a plot for this character that CMAC actually likes (ohhh what Moff can do to this wish...) |
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Ams Jendob Moff
Joined: 14 Jun 2009 Posts: 1579 Location: The Gala
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Posted: Fri, July 16th 2010 12:49am Post subject: |
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Granted, but it sucks and people stop playing
Granted, but its lack of crazed AIs makes you get bored quickly.
I wish people would be interested in a hard sci-fi Star Wars that does away with shiny laser beams and midichlorians in favor of bullets and mental powers. <_< _________________ Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant
----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler---- |
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Mason Harper Vader
Joined: 18 Aug 2009 Posts: 35 Location: Wouldn't you like to know?
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Posted: Fri, July 16th 2010 12:53am Post subject: |
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A lack of crazy AIs would bore anyone
Granted, but we still don't get a canon version of Saysen Jasem
I wish my writing project for Bando wasn't going poorly... |
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Ams Jendob Moff
Joined: 14 Jun 2009 Posts: 1579 Location: The Gala
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Posted: Fri, July 16th 2010 01:04am Post subject: |
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Granted. It goes dismally.
I wish I could stop coming up with a slew of SW RPG ideas that make people think I don't like Unity... because I do like Unity. _________________ Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant
----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler---- |
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