Corrupt-a-Wish [Forum Game]

[Ams Jendob]

You see it. That's the corruption in and of itself. >_>

I wish I could build a working TIE Defender... and fly that to college instead of driving.
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Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant

----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler----

[Maximillion Cyrus]

It crashes. EDIT: Repeatedly, until the shield finally gives out

I wish Spore were actually fun for more than a day of playing.

[Kelson Ordo]

Granted. You have so much fun that you glue yourself to your computer then eat yourself.

I wish that I had more sushi!
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Captain Kelson Ordo
506th Airborne, Third Drop-Shock Battalion, L-Company, 1st Platoon, 2nd Squad Leader.

"There are two types of people you're gunna encounter. Those who'll try and shoot you, and those you shot first." -Kelson Ordo

Lazer X7

[Jallorn]

Granted, all the food you ever touch turns to sushi. Eventually you get sick of it and try to cook it. As soon as you touch it again however, it turns back into sushi.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Jacen Tranada]

Granted, but it becomes all you ever know and slowly drives you insane.

I wish the rum wasn't gone
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Lieutenant Jacen Tranada
Imperial Intelligence

[Maximillion Cyrus]

Granted. An assasin gives you some >_>

For whatever reason.

I wish I had a decent computer.

[Jallorn]

Granted. But it becomes sentient and kills you before running out of power.

I wish to be able to use Summon Bigger Fish.

[Neo Sarkk]

Granted, but it stinks up the palace and the queen doesn't buy you a new boat.

I wish I had a computer that could play StarCraft II.
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Master Sergeant Neo Sarkk - Storm Commando

[Jacen Tranada]

Granted, but you get zerg-rushed every time you play.

I wish I was finished my degree so I could get a job.
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Lieutenant Jacen Tranada
Imperial Intelligence

[Jahan Stresemann]

You finish your degree and get a job IN THE NOT-DRINKING FACTORY.

I wish I was a time traveller.
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Admiral Jahan Stresemann
"The highest rank in the New Republic is that of Civilian."

[Jallorn]

Granted, you screw up your past so horribly that you end up trapped in an alternate timeline where the laws of physics are so horribly destroyed that you are forced to die a slow painful death..... for the rest of time.


I wish for a non-corruptabile wish.

[Jahan Stresemann]

Granted, but

I wish for a hot dog so big that even God could not eat it.
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Admiral Jahan Stresemann
"The highest rank in the New Republic is that of Civilian."

[Maximillion Cyrus]

It squashes you flat >_>

I wish I hadn't replied to that.

[Riene Zend]

Granted, but now you broke the game.

I wish we could bring back VIII sooner rather than later and keep Unity going as well.
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Chief Marshal Riene Zend

[Maximillion Cyrus]

Granted, but you start confusing plotlines and the Empire is PWN'D before you even see it coming. (in both games, so we, er, have to sort that out)

I wish... I could let Ubuntu format my drive without backing it up (and still not lose data).

[Admiral Michael Harrison]

Granted, but because I couldn't understand anything you just said, you die instead

I wish my Frakkin' Paintball Hopper arrived today, and that USPS would actually deliver it.
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Admiral in the True Empire
Commands the Austere, A Revenge Class Heavy Command Carrier.

Length: 4000 Meters
Width: 3400 Meters

[Riene Zend]

Granted, but it's hopelessly shattered. (I know someone who used to work at a postal sorting facility... the treatment the employees give packages is beneath dismal.)

I wish I ruled the world.
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Chief Marshal Riene Zend

[Admiral Michael Harrison]

Granted, the people revolt and kill you. But on the brightside, you did rule the world for about a day

I wish Badim Soilding gets approved by CMAC.
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Admiral in the True Empire
Commands the Austere, A Revenge Class Heavy Command Carrier.

Length: 4000 Meters
Width: 3400 Meters

[Daegon Selanno]

Granted, but then after his first post he gets assassinated.

I wish I had less homework.
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Captain Daegon Selanno - Fringe Scum, Bounty Hunter, Smuggler

"I applaud your efforts. And now that you've insulted me, called me a heretic, threatened to burn me and questioned my gender, I'm completely on board." - Jess

[Shayera Jendob]

Granted. But because you didn't learn anything, you are struck down when the geniuses revolt and take over the Earth.

I wish I could buy the rights to Star Wars and do it the right way, from the Episode I to Episode IX.
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Empress Shayera Jendob

[Maximillion Cyrus]

I would totally buy tickets to that!

corruption enough. xD.

I wish Anim8or didn't crash whenever I moved the mouse while it was rendering.

[Jacen Tranada]

I grant thee 3D Studio Max and a decent computer, but you can't use them because they're passworded.

[Jase Denora]

Granted, but you get so drunk that you decide to play a FS character

I wish Bastion would get active...
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Jase Denora

Jedi Master- Jedi Council

Force Specialty: Precision Force Manipulation

Saber Form(s): Vapaad, Denora Akimbo Style

Favored Techniques Force Choke, Telekinesis, Shatterpoint, Force Lightning[/b]

Combat Skills: Close combat, sabotage, multi-weapon usage, ship to ship[/b]



"Master the Force. Master your emotions. With these two tools, you will be feared by your enemies and your peers. Nothing else matters for the strong."

Please, please, PLEASE...... do not open the box....

[Ams Jendob]

Granted, but things quickly snowball and you are left eating Daara dust.

[Jase Denora]

Granted, but it is empty because they ran out of food

I wish I had the motivation to cook a snack
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Jase Denora

Jedi Master- Jedi Council

Force Specialty: Precision Force Manipulation

Saber Form(s): Vapaad, Denora Akimbo Style

Favored Techniques Force Choke, Telekinesis, Shatterpoint, Force Lightning[/b]

Combat Skills: Close combat, sabotage, multi-weapon usage, ship to ship[/b]



"Master the Force. Master your emotions. With these two tools, you will be feared by your enemies and your peers. Nothing else matters for the strong."

Please, please, PLEASE...... do not open the box....