Corrupt-a-Wish [Forum Game]

[Luc Brautis]

Granted. But then, rather than getting an education, we're all working in fields and living in unelectrified houses. And activity suffers.

I wish I got a better grade than a C in Organic Chemistry.
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Minister Luc Brautis

[Jase Denora]

Granted, you get a C +

I wish Java wasn't my last course for my degree
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Jase Denora

Jedi Master- Jedi Council

Force Specialty: Precision Force Manipulation

Saber Form(s): Vapaad, Denora Akimbo Style

Favored Techniques Force Choke, Telekinesis, Shatterpoint, Force Lightning[/b]

Combat Skills: Close combat, sabotage, multi-weapon usage, ship to ship[/b]



"Master the Force. Master your emotions. With these two tools, you will be feared by your enemies and your peers. Nothing else matters for the strong."

Please, please, PLEASE...... do not open the box....

[Luc Brautis]

Granted. Differential Equations, Advanced Inorganic Chemistry, and Java are.

I wish I got a B in Organic Chemistry while maintaining my A's in Calculus and Latin.
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Minister Luc Brautis

[Zero]

Granted, it's now called Borganic Chemistry. The A's in Calculus and Latin will remain

I wish I had a big cookie.... that wasn't ridiculously oversized, poison, inedible, imaginary, holographic, made of strange ingredients, or made by Ams....
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Randoth "Zero" Subdern- Stormtrooper Sergeant, Aurek Company, Second Platoon



"I love the Imperial Army! I can blow things up and they usually don't yell at me for it!"

[Badim Soilding]

Granted, they're made by me and they're delicious. You die of satisfaction. Forcibly.

I wish I was so cold this morning...
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"No One Deserves To Die, Except For Those Who Do."

[Kyp Durron]

Granted, you're dead..... (if you meant "wasn't so cold" then), Granted, you're on fire, then die.

I wish my kitty would stop bugging me.
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Jedi Master Kyp Durron
Jedi High Council Member
Wields an Azure Lightsaber
Pilot of the Modified RZ-1 A-Wing Interceptor Vigilance

"No change comes without conflict. Perhaps my destiny is to be the irritant that forces the discussion, the blister that lets you know your boots don't fit."

[Ams Jendob]

Granted. It becomes a terrorist for the Kitty Liberation Front and suicide bombs you.

I wish Star Wars technical information was consistent and made sense.
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Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant

----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler----

[Xerros Orade]

Granted. Q rewrites the laws of physics to fit SW technical rulebooks and horrible shenagigans ensue.

I wish I could figure out how to install Greasemonkey...
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Whosaywhatta?

[Badim Soilding]

Granted, you figure out how to install it and you do, but then the monkey tries to cuddle.

I wish I could get this song out of my head!
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"No One Deserves To Die, Except For Those Who Do."

[Jacob Vance]

Granted. You are beheaded and said song extracted.

I wish I had a boat!
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Jacob Vance.
-Lazer

[Jase Denora]

Granted, but I'm on it

I wish I had my quarterly bonus now instead of a week from now
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Jase Denora

Jedi Master- Jedi Council

Force Specialty: Precision Force Manipulation

Saber Form(s): Vapaad, Denora Akimbo Style

Favored Techniques Force Choke, Telekinesis, Shatterpoint, Force Lightning[/b]

Combat Skills: Close combat, sabotage, multi-weapon usage, ship to ship[/b]



"Master the Force. Master your emotions. With these two tools, you will be feared by your enemies and your peers. Nothing else matters for the strong."

Please, please, PLEASE...... do not open the box....

[Badim Soilding]

Granted, but since you get it early, you get the Sh*t load of taxes that come along with it. Congrats, you managed to clear a penny

I wish I wasn't so bored right now.
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"No One Deserves To Die, Except For Those Who Do."

[Ams Jendob]

Granted, your life is insanely hectic and you're being pulled in a hundred different directions at once. Then aliens abduct you.

I wish my cocktail-making skills were better.
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Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant

----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler----

[Tyson Adams]

Granted. But you make a molotov cocktail and try to drink it, lit.

I wish space travel was easier.
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Tyson Adams.
-Lazer

[Badim Soilding]

Granted, it's easier but now it's impossible to get a space-flight because it's so easy. Then aliens come from the advance in technology and blow us to kingdom come, now you're be dead

I wish Moff never found out about this ' ' smilie. So I could stop putting it at the end of every single one of my sentences!

(Grah )
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"No One Deserves To Die, Except For Those Who Do."

[Ams Jendob]

Granted, but then my loveable, snarky humor comes off as cruel and spiteful and drives everyone out of the game. Or it comes off as self-aggrandizing, with similar results. Or pompous and overconfident... same results there, but with the addition of flying cheese monsters attacking your house for making this corruption run on so long.

I wish the above seemed nicer, perhaps with the injection of a small, graphical image.
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Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant

----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler----

[Zero]

Granted, the image is of a fluffy rainbow bunny.

I wish Zero's job as 'Experimental Weapons Tetser' would actually give me something to do in the RPG
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Randoth "Zero" Subdern- Stormtrooper Sergeant, Aurek Company, Second Platoon



"I love the Imperial Army! I can blow things up and they usually don't yell at me for it!"

[Ams Jendob]

Granted... he gets to sit in front of them.

I wish I could come up with a decent idea for an RPG that will satisfy my tech, math, and design lusts. <_<
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Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant

----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler----

[Jase Denora]

Granted, you open Architecture! the RPG. Nobody ever plays.

I wish it was midnight
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Jase Denora

Jedi Master- Jedi Council

Force Specialty: Precision Force Manipulation

Saber Form(s): Vapaad, Denora Akimbo Style

Favored Techniques Force Choke, Telekinesis, Shatterpoint, Force Lightning[/b]

Combat Skills: Close combat, sabotage, multi-weapon usage, ship to ship[/b]



"Master the Force. Master your emotions. With these two tools, you will be feared by your enemies and your peers. Nothing else matters for the strong."

Please, please, PLEASE...... do not open the box....

[Ams Jendob]

Granted—oh, now it's a second later.


I wish the Evil Genius-verse offered RPing opportunities.
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Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant

----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler----

[Jase Denora]

Granted, you get to play a lackey that dies at the hands of a superspy

I wish I knew what to post for Zero
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Jase Denora

Jedi Master- Jedi Council

Force Specialty: Precision Force Manipulation

Saber Form(s): Vapaad, Denora Akimbo Style

Favored Techniques Force Choke, Telekinesis, Shatterpoint, Force Lightning[/b]

Combat Skills: Close combat, sabotage, multi-weapon usage, ship to ship[/b]



"Master the Force. Master your emotions. With these two tools, you will be feared by your enemies and your peers. Nothing else matters for the strong."

Please, please, PLEASE...... do not open the box....

[Riene Zend]

Granted... but it can only go on those naughty sites. And it only features him and his robotic arm.

I wish the SGU Season Finale doesn't suck tonight.
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Chief Marshal Riene Zend

[Neo Sarkk]

Granted, but you miss it and they will NEVER RERUN IT EVER.

I wish I didn't have to take summer classes (Or at least English).
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Master Sergeant Neo Sarkk - Storm Commando

[Badim Soilding]

Granted, you don't need to take the summer classes, but you need to take Fall, Winter and Spring classes. No breaks, and constant work, then the next year it's full on. Then the criteria for an education is raised from just four minimum years, to seventy minimum years. Hope you like homework.

I wish that didn't sound rushed or cheesy...
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"No One Deserves To Die, Except For Those Who Do."

[Xerros Orade]

Granted. Instead you sound like a ham.

I wish I was used to this keyboard and didn't make so many errors when I type...
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Whosaywhatta?