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 Post Posted: Sun, July 01st 2012 08:49pm    Post subject: Funny Things from the Wookiee
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Wookieepedia, namely. The guide to all things Star Wars, no matter how obscure and constant reminder to some with delusions of grandeur about how to "properly" reshape George Lucas' "brain-child"... especially for playability purposes. <_<

Sometimes, while researching a ship or some bit of minutiae, you might stumble across something funny, strange, or that just makes you go "What in the **** just violated my brain, suspension of disbelief, and common sense."

This one, for me, falls under the funny and slightly awsome: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/The_Eye_of_the_Empire

Admiral Parova had some decent taste. :p

This straddles the line between funny and sad... then there are the downright infuriating ones, but those can wait for another day.
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 Post Posted: Mon, September 03rd 2012 08:02pm    Post subject:
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So uh... here's one of those "WTF were they thinking" ones...

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"You sound like a festerin' jizz-box. I got a festerin' jizz-box right over there in that corner."
―The assistant manager of the Wookiee's Codpiece


First words in this article. This isn't even the "hurr hurr they said..." kind of thing. It's past that. It's shock and bewilderment that this made it past an editor. In fact, there's far too much correlation between the key elements of that quote (which extend to the citation) to believe that it could have been accidental.

What the hell...
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 Post Posted: Sun, April 21st 2013 12:48pm    Post subject:
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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Rainboh

This is canon. We're going to lose Mara, Thrawn, the Solo twins, Ben, Karrde, Pellaeon... but the planet Rainboh (in fairness, adding a planet to SW would've been six-year old me's dream, too... nothing against the kid) is canon forever. :p

Also, this guy looks like something out of an anime...

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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Ewok_Jerky

PEOPLE EAT EWOKS O_O
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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Imperial_tanker

That vessel... ohhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyy.
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