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Shayera Jendob Moff
Joined: 14 Jun 2009 Posts: 513 Location: All along the Watchtower
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Posted: Mon, June 22nd 2009 12:45am Post subject: Quoteable Quotes of Quotitude |
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He's a Maniac, Maniac... That's for Damn Sure
Crazed says (12:39 AM):
*at least she doesn't have fishbowl eyes
Moff says (12:40 AM):
*...Von Pfetten, not GLAU.
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*Actually...
*I don't know WHAT the **** you'd call her eyes.
*
Crazed says (12:41 AM):
*http://content7.flixster.com/photo/10/96/21/10962117_tml.jpg
*her entire skull would make the perfect aquarium
Moff says (12:42 AM):
*...The words of a psychotic if I ever heard them. _________________ Empress Shayera Jendob
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Daegon Selanno Cheapy
Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 149 Location: Aboard the Star Raptor
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Posted: Wed, July 15th 2009 08:59pm Post subject: |
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Twitter wrote: | Words I never hope to read in the opening credits of a movie: Starring David Tennant as James Bond! O_O |
_________________ Captain Daegon Selanno - Fringe Scum, Bounty Hunter, Smuggler
"I applaud your efforts. And now that you've insulted me, called me a heretic, threatened to burn me and questioned my gender, I'm completely on board." - Jess |
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Ams Jendob Moff
Joined: 14 Jun 2009 Posts: 1579 Location: The Gala
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Posted: Sat, July 18th 2009 06:09pm Post subject: |
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misanthrope says (5:52 PM):
*I laughed hard out loud.
misanthrope says (5:53 PM):
*When I again watched
*Buzz Aldrin's 2002 interview with Bart Sibrel.
*Sibrel called him a liar, a fake.
*72-year-old Buzz Aldrin punched that mother****er in the mouth.
Moff—Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by an illogical minority and rabidly promoted by a delusional mainstream... says (6:01 PM):
*AWESOME.
*You wouldn't lie about that, would you? _________________ Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant
----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler---- |
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Kelson Ordo Lazer
Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 213
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Posted: Sat, July 18th 2009 09:05pm Post subject: |
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LOL, I just watched that video. EPIC. _________________ Captain Kelson Ordo
506th Airborne, Third Drop-Shock Battalion, L-Company, 1st Platoon, 2nd Squad Leader.
"There are two types of people you're gunna encounter. Those who'll try and shoot you, and those you shot first." -Kelson Ordo
Lazer X7 |
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Jahan Stresemann Alexus
Joined: 19 Jul 2009 Posts: 186
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Posted: Thu, July 23rd 2009 05:07pm Post subject: |
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Zara says:
yeah, stupid english
Alex says:
let's rise up against them!
Zara says:
kk _________________
Admiral Jahan Stresemann
"The highest rank in the New Republic is that of Civilian." |
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Ares Valure Zara
Joined: 23 Jul 2009 Posts: 16
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Posted: Thu, July 23rd 2009 05:19pm Post subject: |
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And then shortly after...
Alex:
so, perhaps there can be political stuff between Alexus and Ares?
Alex:
crazy guys, Classic names
Zara:
I imagine there probably would be at some point
Zara:
though I imagine the whole war thing would put a damper on plants
Zara:
...*plans
Alex:
and plants
Zara:
well, plants too
Alex:
Alexus' fern will wither and die _________________
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Shayera Jendob Moff
Joined: 14 Jun 2009 Posts: 513 Location: All along the Watchtower
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Posted: Wed, August 05th 2009 06:24pm Post subject: |
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Robot Crabs
(4:58 PM) Moff: Cylons can't interbreed. They made a point of that.
(4:58 PM) Crazed: yea
(4:58 PM) Zara: but no, they just found another random planet
(4:58 PM) Crazed: yea, moff... but the original cylons could
right?
(4:59 PM) Moff: The 13th Tribe Cylons could, yes.
(4:59 PM) Crazed: rather
the earth cylons
yea
(4:59 PM) Crazed: i thought one thing they said
was like
if they interbred
(4:59 PM) Moff: But only after like...
THOUSANDS of years.
(4:59 PM) Crazed: since caprica and tigh got pregnant
but
then it died
so
(4:59 PM) Moff: Ellen killed it.
(4:59 PM) Crazed: also
here were my questions
who made them heed the call?
why did all the cylons forget their faces?
which six was shot by whoever?
hermit crabs
(5:00 PM) Crazed: ... the last one was just a random thought i juttd down in the same text file
(5:00 PM) Moff: ROFL
(5:00 PM) Zara: .....lmfao
(5:00 PM) Moff: LMFAO _________________ Empress Shayera Jendob
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Lucas Pallanén-Davad Alex
Joined: 01 Aug 2009 Posts: 1153 Location: Aboard the Blight Leaper
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Posted: Fri, August 14th 2009 12:06pm Post subject: |
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Alex says:
you didn't know there was a miniseries soundtrack
Alex says:
lololololol
Alexander says:
No
Alexander says:
I feel so left out
Alexander says:
lol
Alexander says:
I'm listening to them on youtube ^_^
Alex says:
good man
Alex says:
bloodshed is win
Alex says:
the track, not the activity
Alexander says:
lol! |
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Kendra Jendob Moff
Joined: 19 Jun 2009 Posts: 170
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Posted: Sun, December 27th 2009 12:22am Post subject: |
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This is the Ultimate Crossover... of Ultimate Nerdity
Moff - 6 Days till 2010. says (11:13 PM):
*Or... we could do the Ultimate Crossover of RPG Doom (i.e. it'll doom the RPG)...
*Star Trek... with BSG backstory for humanity.
*And the Borg are Cylons.
Moff - 6 Days till 2010. says (11:14 PM):
*PLUS there were superheroes on Earth in the Twentieth Century...
*As well as a secret US Air Force project that involved travel to other worlds.
*But they were all killed in World War III.
*
Moff - 6 Days till 2010. says (11:15 PM):
*Machines took over for a while... but were beaten back thanks to a man named John Connor, who insisted he was helped by a man named Doctor Samuel Beckett... who was ultimately killed by the machines.
*Later, Connor became the first President of the United Earth government... warp travel was discovered, which led to First Contact...
*(Even though aliens had been living among humans for some time)
Moff - 6 Days till 2010. says (11:16 PM):
*And THEN...
*In the 23rd Century...
*A space-time rift opens near some astronomical phenomenon...
[CENSORED FOR THE TENDER OF HEART]
Moff - 6 Days till 2010. says (11:16 PM):
*Republic Hammerhead cruisers come through.
*
Moff - 6 Days till 2010. says (11:17 PM):
*The Sith, under the traitorous former-Republic Admiral Arnolt Kande, launch an attack on the Federation and Republic, hoping to restore the Sith Empire to its former glory under Malak.
* _________________ Sergeant First Class Kendra Jendob
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Lucas Pallanén-Davad Alex
Joined: 01 Aug 2009 Posts: 1153 Location: Aboard the Blight Leaper
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Posted: Thu, March 25th 2010 11:28am Post subject: |
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Star Wars A-Team??
Quote: | Alex says:
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a266/calias2/blightleaper.jpg
well this took me 15 minutes.
But enough to now I want to make a better one
Jess says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Alex says:
Firi's face was difficult
Jess says:
your are AWESOME!!!!
im at work and i just cracked up
Alex says:
bahahaha
We are like the Star Wars A-Team
We need to like roll this picture when there is galactic danger
cheesy intro music as we arrive |
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Ryan Davad Alex
Joined: 06 Mar 2010 Posts: 26
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Tseneca Lowry-Fink Jess
Joined: 05 Aug 2009 Posts: 921 Location: Aboard the Blight Leaper
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Posted: Thu, March 25th 2010 11:56am Post subject: |
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BEYOND amused |
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Shayera Jendob Moff
Joined: 14 Jun 2009 Posts: 513 Location: All along the Watchtower
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Posted: Tue, May 18th 2010 07:45pm Post subject: |
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This Is the Song That Never Ends... Are You Prepared?
Crazed says (7:38 PM):
*well
*maybe not sinister
*at least one sinister
*but one is essentially a democracy-spouting, altruistic serpent
*(probably in the republic)
*and one is out for himself
Moff says (7:38 PM):
*................Oh, okay. In the Republic.
*
Crazed says (7:38 PM):
*so, one wants to have power in order to protect people from thesmelves, one wants to have power just so he can have power
Crazed says (7:39 PM):
*whether or not either of them actually ACHIEVE that, i have no ideas or plans at the moment
*but it'll be interesting to talk about
Moff says (7:39 PM):
*Can you have someone for Ams to lecture with Be Prepared lyrics? >_>
*
Crazed says (7:39 PM):
*rofl
*probably not
Moff says (7:40 PM):
**sigh* It's clear from your vacant expression...
*The lights aren't all on upstairs...
Moff says (7:41 PM):
*But we're talking Emperors and oppression!
*Even YOU can't be caught unawares!
*
Crazed says (7:42 PM):
*do you really think i get any amusement from that after the nth time?
Moff says (7:42 PM):
*I figure it'll reach a critical mass, causing the annoyance to implode into rapturous amusement.
*
Crazed says (7:42 PM):
*yea, maybe oen of these years
Moff says (7:43 PM):
*So, I just need to accelerate the process...
*A shining new era is tip-toeing nearer...
*
*As for where you feature... just listen to teacher...
*
Crazed says (7:43 PM):
*god, shut up
Moff says (7:43 PM):
*Well, I'm amused. _________________ Empress Shayera Jendob
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Neo Sarkk Cheapy
Joined: 31 Jul 2009 Posts: 145 Location: Bastion
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Kastor Antilles Cray
Joined: 14 Jun 2009 Posts: 417
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Posted: Tue, June 15th 2010 05:36pm Post subject: |
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Crazed says (5:33 PM):
*i wonder what naboo prisons are like
Orrion Carn says (5:33 PM):
*Plush
Crazed says (5:33 PM):
*"yes, you are a convict, would you like some filet mignon?"
Orrion Carn says (5:33 PM):
*LOL _________________
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Kalin Lohden Alex
Joined: 25 May 2010 Posts: 42
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Posted: Tue, June 15th 2010 06:15pm Post subject: |
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Kastor Antilles wrote: | Crazed says (5:33 PM):
*i wonder what naboo prisons are like
Orrion Carn says (5:33 PM):
*Plush
Crazed says (5:33 PM):
*"yes, you are a convict, would you like some filet mignon?"
Orrion Carn says (5:33 PM):
*LOL |
LOL. |
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Badim Soilding Orrion Carn
Joined: 26 Aug 2009 Posts: 907 Location: Aboard The Killer's Fate II
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Posted: Tue, June 15th 2010 06:21pm Post subject: |
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Kastor Antilles wrote: | Crazed says (5:33 PM):
*i wonder what naboo prisons are like
Orrion Carn says (5:33 PM):
*Plush
Crazed says (5:33 PM):
*"yes, you are a convict, would you like some filet mignon?"
Orrion Carn says (5:33 PM):
*LOL |
LMAO! _________________ "No One Deserves To Die, Except For Those Who Do." |
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Xerros Orade Cheapy
Joined: 31 Oct 2009 Posts: 125
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Posted: Thu, June 17th 2010 05:50pm Post subject: |
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Suffer Thy DM's Wrath! (A text conversation between me and a RL friend, two days before our first meeting of summer)
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Me: What's your char's name again?
Him: Leeroy Jenkins...how could you forget?!
Me: ...Really, Ben?
Him: I know it's crazy, but it works.
Me: As punishment, in the first encounter you will be penetrated by seven javelins. From behind.
Him: I think he can take it...High AC and lots of hp...for a lvl 7.
Me: Seven magical javelins. Covered in petrol. On fire.
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Whosaywhatta?
Quote: | "Que?" - Me
"Queso?" - Jase
"Che Cosa?" - Alex
"Who say what now?" - Space Jawa
"...Remind me again why I don't set you all on fire?" - Moff |
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Ams Jendob Moff
Joined: 14 Jun 2009 Posts: 1579 Location: The Gala
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Posted: Thu, June 17th 2010 07:27pm Post subject: |
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Ow. _________________ Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant
----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler---- |
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Xerros Orade Cheapy
Joined: 31 Oct 2009 Posts: 125
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Posted: Thu, June 17th 2010 08:59pm Post subject: |
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He's a level 7 battlemind named Leeroy Jenkins. He deserves it.
And that's not even the worst character he's made... _________________
Whosaywhatta?
Quote: | "Que?" - Me
"Queso?" - Jase
"Che Cosa?" - Alex
"Who say what now?" - Space Jawa
"...Remind me again why I don't set you all on fire?" - Moff |
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Ams Jendob Moff
Joined: 14 Jun 2009 Posts: 1579 Location: The Gala
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Posted: Fri, June 18th 2010 02:31am Post subject: |
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...I'm not sure I want to know about Sergeant Feces Processor. >_>
_________________ Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant
----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler---- |
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Senna Vucora Zara
Joined: 19 Jun 2009 Posts: 38
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Posted: Mon, June 21st 2010 04:58pm Post subject: |
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Daara Zend wrote: | ... that ideal is enshrined in the Galactic Empire, not mired in fruitless, ostensibly "democratic" meetings orchestrated by a greedy oligarchy led by drunkards ... |
Meanwhile, in a bar somewhere in the galaxy, Ares' family cheers. _________________
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Ams Jendob Moff
Joined: 14 Jun 2009 Posts: 1579 Location: The Gala
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Posted: Thu, June 24th 2010 01:04am Post subject: |
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"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first... invent the Universe." - Carl Sagan, Cosmos, Episode IX: The Lives of Stars _________________ Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant
----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler---- |
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Kyle Fenris Cheapy
Joined: 24 Jun 2010 Posts: 125 Location: Elementary, my dear Watson
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Posted: Fri, July 16th 2010 07:01pm Post subject: |
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Haha, text conversation between myself and one of my PCs.
PC: What did I miss last meeting?
Me: You guys found a crazy Troglodyte and Daniel got gang-banged by ghosts and living statues.
PC:...
ME: Never split the party. _________________ Kyle Fenris - Jedi Master, Gray Jedi
"Do svidonya, mothaf**ka."
-Moff's reaction to spambots. |
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Ams Jendob Moff
Joined: 14 Jun 2009 Posts: 1579 Location: The Gala
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Posted: Fri, July 23rd 2010 03:09pm Post subject: |
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Another Insight Into the Mind of George Lucas
Moff says (3:06 PM):
*http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/File:Ayy_Vida_offstage.jpg
...She looks more like bacon than a stripper.>_>
*
Crazed says (3:07 PM):
*...... LOL
*lmfao _________________ Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant
----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler---- |
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