Corrupt-a-Wish [Forum Game]

[Shayera Jendob]

Granted. But shortly after you join up, you go to war with the UK. The battle is quick relatively bloodless on your side, and you saunter through London as conquering heroes. However, you are grievously injured when you sample some of the local cuisine.

I wish the Pope was Scottish, but kept the face. >_>
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Empress Shayera Jendob

[Alister Mako]

Granted but...Why?

I wish...WORLD PEACE!

(Yeah you guys know I want that corrupted to the extreme right? )
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[Shayera Jendob]

Granted... it lasts for a whopping three seconds before humanity degenerates to its old, murdering self again.

And why? Really? The Scottish accent doesn't give you an obvious clue? >_>

I wish Merai was forced to eat pie until he did cry and played jai alai.
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Empress Shayera Jendob

[Kelson Ordo]

Granted. You are shot for rhyming by Veccini.

I wish Palpatine was the pope... OH WAIT?!
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Captain Kelson Ordo
506th Airborne, Third Drop-Shock Battalion, L-Company, 1st Platoon, 2nd Squad Leader.

"There are two types of people you're gunna encounter. Those who'll try and shoot you, and those you shot first." -Kelson Ordo

Lazer X7

[Morgan ZIM]

He turns out to be about everything you'd expecte a Sith Lord to be, in any capacity.

I wish I could make In Character posts.

[Maximillion Cyrus]

Granted but...

naw, ANYONE could have said they all sucked, so- you godmod without realizing it and get banned to death.

I with somebody would mercilessly kill Crisis without me having to lift a finger (and thus get the blame). I hope nobody knows what I'm talking about too.

[Badim Soilding]

Granted, You hire my assassin character, Badim Soilding to kill Crisis. But when I get blamed, I willingly, and quickly point to you

I wish,
I wish,
I can haz Reconz
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"No One Deserves To Die, Except For Those Who Do."

[Shayera Jendob]

Granted. You see you are being blitzed by an entire Panzer Corps and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.

I wish my Calc teacher hadn't given me the goddamn flu!
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Empress Shayera Jendob

[Morgan ZIM]

Granted. Your teacher instaed gives you a disease that is much, much worse.

I wish, that, I knew what I know now;
When I was younger,
I wish, that, I knew what I know now;
When I was stronger...

[Shayera Jendob]

Granted. It still does you no good. And your face rusts.

I wish I could get all of my work done today...
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Empress Shayera Jendob

[Maximillion Cyrus]

Granted, but it happens to be nighttime when I post this...

I wish I had a game resembling Wii Sports Resort (specifically, swordplay (specifically-er, showdown mode)) that I could play on my Gamecube or PS1.

[Morgan ZIM]

Granted, but it resembles it in visual appearance only - with one button control!

I wish to win the lottery.

[Shayera Jendob]

Granted, but after taxes, you spent more entering the lottery than you win.

I wish people picked up the activity a bit. >_>
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Empress Shayera Jendob

[Kha'hrrun]

Granted, but that actually requires you to post!

I wish for a fish.

[Dryas Quy'teff]

It's completely poisonous. And you've just eaten some of it.

I wish I wasn't so distracted.

[Kha'hrrun]

Granted! But you... oh hey, a butterfly.

I wish Australian television was actually worth watching.

[Shayera Jendob]

Granted... but it's still in Australia.

I wish my editor-in-chief would stop pelting me with tape and basketballs...
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Empress Shayera Jendob

[Dryas Quy'teff]

They start pelting you with rocks instead.

I wish I could find someone to do video editing for me for the project I want to work on.

[Kha'hrrun]

Granted, but he's George Lucas and ends up ruining your hard work with a 'special edition'.

I wish that I were not single

[Ams Jendob]

Granted... but you get a crazy lady.

I wish Cray and I could post more and inspire the rest of you. >_>
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Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant

----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler----

[Dryas Quy'teff]

Granted, but you inspire us so much that we all leave the site to go write professionally.

I wish the Clone Wars 1st season DVD set wasn't designed quite so much like a book and instead could be securely closed somehow.

[Xerros Orade]

Granted. You close it with the disc inside and can never get it to reopen.

I wish someone would approve my application...

[Zero]

Granted, welcome to your new career at McDonald's

I wish Bastion would move just a tiny bit faster
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Randoth "Zero" Subdern- Stormtrooper Sergeant, Aurek Company, Second Platoon



"I love the Imperial Army! I can blow things up and they usually don't yell at me for it!"

[Ams Jendob]

Granted! It's moving!

But Kendra ends up tossing you into a wood-chipper for insulting her mother. >_>

I wish a certain part of Ireland would sink beneath the waves... while a particular Irishman is standing on it.
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Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant

----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler----

[Morgan ZIM]

The Irishman knows how to breath underwater, and returns with an army from the lost city of Atlantis to conquer the world.

I wish for X-Ray vision.