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Maximillion Cyrus dudop
Joined: 20 Jul 2009 Posts: 244
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Posted: Tue, August 18th 2009 04:37pm Post subject: |
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Granted. But when you blast apart an evil, rampaging cyborg you dicover it was you.
I wish I had Special Forces training. Like in Transporter 2. |
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Zero Jase
Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 226
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Posted: Tue, August 18th 2009 04:43pm Post subject: |
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Granted, But then you realize you're a post behind in this game
I wish every moment was an "Oh snap!" moment _________________ Randoth "Zero" Subdern- Stormtrooper Sergeant, Aurek Company, Second Platoon
"I love the Imperial Army! I can blow things up and they usually don't yell at me for it!" |
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Daegon Selanno Cheapy
Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 149 Location: Aboard the Star Raptor
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Posted: Tue, August 18th 2009 07:27pm Post subject: |
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Granted. Every moment you break a bone in your body.
I wish I had a Master's in Mechanical Engineering. _________________ Captain Daegon Selanno - Fringe Scum, Bounty Hunter, Smuggler
"I applaud your efforts. And now that you've insulted me, called me a heretic, threatened to burn me and questioned my gender, I'm completely on board." - Jess |
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Jonathan Ferris Orrion Carn
Joined: 14 Aug 2009 Posts: 70 Location: Eriga Nu
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Posted: Tue, August 18th 2009 07:30pm Post subject: |
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Granted, but when working on a vehicle, with your new Master's Degree, you ask a man, "Fire her up," He did, and you failed to remove your hand in time.
Congrats, your hand is now brutally disformed
I wish I could come up with bios for my Three new characters . _________________ Senior Captain, Jonathan Ferris of the New Republic
Commands the Keldabe-class Battleship, Infinity
Though it's outdated, it's still has enough armor to stand up to Modern Firepower.
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Daegon Selanno Cheapy
Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 149 Location: Aboard the Star Raptor
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Posted: Tue, August 18th 2009 07:41pm Post subject: |
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Granted, but the amount of paperwork causes you to go insane. _________________ Captain Daegon Selanno - Fringe Scum, Bounty Hunter, Smuggler
"I applaud your efforts. And now that you've insulted me, called me a heretic, threatened to burn me and questioned my gender, I'm completely on board." - Jess |
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Kelson Ordo Lazer
Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 213
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Posted: Wed, August 19th 2009 12:39am Post subject: |
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Granted. *Cheapy vanishes into nothingness*
I wish I was caught up on the RPG... _________________ Captain Kelson Ordo
506th Airborne, Third Drop-Shock Battalion, L-Company, 1st Platoon, 2nd Squad Leader.
"There are two types of people you're gunna encounter. Those who'll try and shoot you, and those you shot first." -Kelson Ordo
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Nik Starskimmer Cheapy
Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 149 Location: Inside your head
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Posted: Wed, August 19th 2009 12:40am Post subject: |
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Granted. Bounty hunters catch you and kill you.
I wish I had a decent movie-making program. _________________ "There is no emotion, there is peace.
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
There is no passion, there is serenity.
There is no chaos, there is harmony.
There is no death, there is the Force."
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Zero Jase
Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 226
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Posted: Wed, August 19th 2009 03:43pm Post subject: |
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Granted. But then you end up making something that doesn't fit with the rating of the game
I still wish pizza was free... _________________ Randoth "Zero" Subdern- Stormtrooper Sergeant, Aurek Company, Second Platoon
"I love the Imperial Army! I can blow things up and they usually don't yell at me for it!" |
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David O'Conner Orrion Carn
Joined: 19 Aug 2009 Posts: 8
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Posted: Wed, August 19th 2009 03:47pm Post subject: |
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Granted, Free pizza, is spoiled pizza
I wish, That I was, SPARTA! _________________ Private David O'Conner of the New Republic Navy
Pilot of the 'Deathbringer', an E-Wing Escort Fighter.
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Zero Jase
Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 226
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Posted: Wed, August 19th 2009 03:52pm Post subject: |
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Granted. But then you die during your arrow implant surgery
I wish..... for more pizza rolls! (Man, I've been eating a ton of pizza lately) _________________ Randoth "Zero" Subdern- Stormtrooper Sergeant, Aurek Company, Second Platoon
"I love the Imperial Army! I can blow things up and they usually don't yell at me for it!" |
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Admiral Michael Harrison Orrion Carn
Joined: 20 Aug 2009 Posts: 72 Location: Austere
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Posted: Thu, August 20th 2009 04:58pm Post subject: |
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Granted, you die of over eating
I wish that this is my final character I make, and that I don't get account screw-ups _________________ Admiral in the True Empire
Commands the Austere, A Revenge Class Heavy Command Carrier.
Length: 4000 Meters
Width: 3400 Meters
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Zero Jase
Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 226
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Posted: Thu, August 20th 2009 05:02pm Post subject: |
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Granted. But then the game closes.
I wish I didn't have to take out the trash _________________ Randoth "Zero" Subdern- Stormtrooper Sergeant, Aurek Company, Second Platoon
"I love the Imperial Army! I can blow things up and they usually don't yell at me for it!" |
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Sean Tavell Chukles
Joined: 02 Aug 2009 Posts: 156
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Posted: Thu, August 20th 2009 05:45pm Post subject: |
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Well, granted, but understandably, the trash piles up in your house and wild animals come in and maul you in your sleep.
I wish the following post would not in turn do something cruel to me. _________________
"Your lightsaber will never fail you. Alcohol will always calm your nerves. And women..... well, they're just too good to go without." ~ Sean Tavell
Avi made graciously by Carn |
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Jonathan Ferris Orrion Carn
Joined: 14 Aug 2009 Posts: 70 Location: Eriga Nu
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Posted: Thu, August 20th 2009 06:42pm Post subject: |
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Granted, you die. But not in a cruel way, in a 'HORRIBLE' way
I wish that someone else can have my wish. _________________ Senior Captain, Jonathan Ferris of the New Republic
Commands the Keldabe-class Battleship, Infinity
Though it's outdated, it's still has enough armor to stand up to Modern Firepower.
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Kelson Ordo Lazer
Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 213
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Posted: Sat, August 22nd 2009 12:36am Post subject: |
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Granted. In your divide by zero-type statement, you are thrown into an infinity loop.
I wish I had a banhammerz. _________________ Captain Kelson Ordo
506th Airborne, Third Drop-Shock Battalion, L-Company, 1st Platoon, 2nd Squad Leader.
"There are two types of people you're gunna encounter. Those who'll try and shoot you, and those you shot first." -Kelson Ordo
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Jonathan Ferris Orrion Carn
Joined: 14 Aug 2009 Posts: 70 Location: Eriga Nu
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Posted: Sat, August 22nd 2009 12:48am Post subject: |
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Granted, but you acidentally ban yourselvz, IP Ban, E-mail Ban... And know one knows how to reverse it. Oh, and now your banned from the internet... What a Hammer
I wish, I wish... I wish... I wish... I WISH! _________________ Senior Captain, Jonathan Ferris of the New Republic
Commands the Keldabe-class Battleship, Infinity
Though it's outdated, it's still has enough armor to stand up to Modern Firepower.
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Jallorn Jallorn
Joined: 03 Aug 2009 Posts: 179
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Posted: Sat, August 22nd 2009 11:59am Post subject: |
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You wish for your own death. Oops.
I wish for a kitten. |
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Ams Jendob Moff
Joined: 14 Jun 2009 Posts: 1579 Location: The Gala
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Posted: Sat, August 22nd 2009 12:07pm Post subject: |
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Granted... but it's a tiger kitten which grows up and eats you.
I wish I could have a malformed clone of Palpatine as a character. >_> _________________ Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant
----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler---- |
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Daegon Selanno Cheapy
Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 149 Location: Aboard the Star Raptor
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Posted: Sat, August 22nd 2009 12:11pm Post subject: |
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Granted. He's a quadrupal amputee with a ysalamiri strapped to his back.
I wish my wishes were fishes. _________________ Captain Daegon Selanno - Fringe Scum, Bounty Hunter, Smuggler
"I applaud your efforts. And now that you've insulted me, called me a heretic, threatened to burn me and questioned my gender, I'm completely on board." - Jess |
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Ams Jendob Moff
Joined: 14 Jun 2009 Posts: 1579 Location: The Gala
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Posted: Sat, August 22nd 2009 12:19pm Post subject: |
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Granted... but they're sharks. With frikkin' laser beams attached... to their heads. And you're in the water with them... with a bloody nose.
I wish the Battle of Bespin battlesystem test was going better... <_< _________________ Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant
----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler---- |
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Kelson Ordo Lazer
Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 213
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Posted: Sat, August 22nd 2009 12:53pm Post subject: |
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Granted. Someone actually posts, the forum overloads, and you die of shock.
I wish I was done with all my homework... _________________ Captain Kelson Ordo
506th Airborne, Third Drop-Shock Battalion, L-Company, 1st Platoon, 2nd Squad Leader.
"There are two types of people you're gunna encounter. Those who'll try and shoot you, and those you shot first." -Kelson Ordo
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Ams Jendob Moff
Joined: 14 Jun 2009 Posts: 1579 Location: The Gala
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Posted: Sat, August 22nd 2009 12:59pm Post subject: |
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Granted... because it piled up until the trace radioactive materials in the paper reached critical mass, annihilating you in a nuclear fireball.
Really, I wish I could do that Palpy clone... I even have an avatar picked out, and he's not Ian McDiarmid. <_< _________________ Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant
----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler---- |
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Daegon Selanno Cheapy
Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 149 Location: Aboard the Star Raptor
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Posted: Sat, August 22nd 2009 02:22pm Post subject: |
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Granted, but the real Ian haunts you as a ghost with UNLIMITED POWAH as punishment for your disloyalty.
(Incidentally, who's the avatar?)
I wish Homeworld 2 would work on my laptop. _________________ Captain Daegon Selanno - Fringe Scum, Bounty Hunter, Smuggler
"I applaud your efforts. And now that you've insulted me, called me a heretic, threatened to burn me and questioned my gender, I'm completely on board." - Jess |
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Ams Jendob Moff
Joined: 14 Jun 2009 Posts: 1579 Location: The Gala
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Posted: Sat, August 22nd 2009 02:36pm Post subject: |
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Granted, but then you absolutely hate it and it's the only program that works on your laptop from then on.
(And just some guy... Joey Ratzinger or something.
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I wish our Congresspeople could and would actually read the bills presented to them and vote on them based on the wishes of their constituents, instead of the nigh-Gestapo arm-twisting to vote on party lines. _________________ Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant
----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler---- |
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Aaron Church Lazer
Joined: 15 Jul 2009 Posts: 75
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Posted: Sat, August 22nd 2009 02:48pm Post subject: |
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Granted, and the corporate scum ladder that America is based on falls apart, causing the country to become a distopic anarchy.
I wish I could go see District 9. _________________ Lieutenant Aaron Church
Gauntlet Insertion-Extraction Gunship Unit
Well, here's something you can't do...
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