Corrupt-a-Wish [Forum Game]

[Maximillion Cyrus]

Granted. But when you blast apart an evil, rampaging cyborg you dicover it was you.

I wish I had Special Forces training. Like in Transporter 2.

[Zero]

Granted, But then you realize you're a post behind in this game

I wish every moment was an "Oh snap!" moment
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Randoth "Zero" Subdern- Stormtrooper Sergeant, Aurek Company, Second Platoon



"I love the Imperial Army! I can blow things up and they usually don't yell at me for it!"

[Daegon Selanno]

Granted. Every moment you break a bone in your body.

I wish I had a Master's in Mechanical Engineering.
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Captain Daegon Selanno - Fringe Scum, Bounty Hunter, Smuggler

"I applaud your efforts. And now that you've insulted me, called me a heretic, threatened to burn me and questioned my gender, I'm completely on board." - Jess

[Jonathan Ferris]

Granted, but when working on a vehicle, with your new Master's Degree, you ask a man, "Fire her up," He did, and you failed to remove your hand in time.

Congrats, your hand is now brutally disformed

I wish I could come up with bios for my Three new characters .
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Senior Captain, Jonathan Ferris of the New Republic
Commands the Keldabe-class Battleship, Infinity
Though it's outdated, it's still has enough armor to stand up to Modern Firepower.

[Daegon Selanno]

Granted, but the amount of paperwork causes you to go insane.
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Captain Daegon Selanno - Fringe Scum, Bounty Hunter, Smuggler

"I applaud your efforts. And now that you've insulted me, called me a heretic, threatened to burn me and questioned my gender, I'm completely on board." - Jess

[Kelson Ordo]

Granted. *Cheapy vanishes into nothingness*

I wish I was caught up on the RPG...
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Captain Kelson Ordo
506th Airborne, Third Drop-Shock Battalion, L-Company, 1st Platoon, 2nd Squad Leader.

"There are two types of people you're gunna encounter. Those who'll try and shoot you, and those you shot first." -Kelson Ordo

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[Nik Starskimmer]

Granted. Bounty hunters catch you and kill you.

I wish I had a decent movie-making program.
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"There is no emotion, there is peace.
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
There is no passion, there is serenity.
There is no chaos, there is harmony.
There is no death, there is the Force."
Jedi Code

[Zero]

Granted. But then you end up making something that doesn't fit with the rating of the game

I still wish pizza was free...
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Randoth "Zero" Subdern- Stormtrooper Sergeant, Aurek Company, Second Platoon



"I love the Imperial Army! I can blow things up and they usually don't yell at me for it!"

[David O'Conner]

Granted, Free pizza, is spoiled pizza

I wish, That I was, SPARTA!
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Private David O'Conner of the New Republic Navy
Pilot of the 'Deathbringer', an E-Wing Escort Fighter.


Orrion Carn

[Zero]

Granted. But then you die during your arrow implant surgery

I wish..... for more pizza rolls! (Man, I've been eating a ton of pizza lately)
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Randoth "Zero" Subdern- Stormtrooper Sergeant, Aurek Company, Second Platoon



"I love the Imperial Army! I can blow things up and they usually don't yell at me for it!"

[Admiral Michael Harrison]

Granted, you die of over eating

I wish that this is my final character I make, and that I don't get account screw-ups
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Admiral in the True Empire
Commands the Austere, A Revenge Class Heavy Command Carrier.

Length: 4000 Meters
Width: 3400 Meters

[Zero]

Granted. But then the game closes.

I wish I didn't have to take out the trash
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Randoth "Zero" Subdern- Stormtrooper Sergeant, Aurek Company, Second Platoon



"I love the Imperial Army! I can blow things up and they usually don't yell at me for it!"

[Sean Tavell]

Well, granted, but understandably, the trash piles up in your house and wild animals come in and maul you in your sleep.

I wish the following post would not in turn do something cruel to me.
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"Your lightsaber will never fail you. Alcohol will always calm your nerves. And women..... well, they're just too good to go without." ~ Sean Tavell

Avi made graciously by Carn

[Jonathan Ferris]

Granted, you die. But not in a cruel way, in a 'HORRIBLE' way

I wish that someone else can have my wish.
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Senior Captain, Jonathan Ferris of the New Republic
Commands the Keldabe-class Battleship, Infinity
Though it's outdated, it's still has enough armor to stand up to Modern Firepower.

[Kelson Ordo]

Granted. In your divide by zero-type statement, you are thrown into an infinity loop.

I wish I had a banhammerz.
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Captain Kelson Ordo
506th Airborne, Third Drop-Shock Battalion, L-Company, 1st Platoon, 2nd Squad Leader.

"There are two types of people you're gunna encounter. Those who'll try and shoot you, and those you shot first." -Kelson Ordo

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[Jonathan Ferris]

Granted, but you acidentally ban yourselvz, IP Ban, E-mail Ban... And know one knows how to reverse it. Oh, and now your banned from the internet... What a Hammer

I wish, I wish... I wish... I wish... I WISH!
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Senior Captain, Jonathan Ferris of the New Republic
Commands the Keldabe-class Battleship, Infinity
Though it's outdated, it's still has enough armor to stand up to Modern Firepower.

[Jallorn]

You wish for your own death. Oops.

I wish for a kitten.

[Ams Jendob]

Granted... but it's a tiger kitten which grows up and eats you.

I wish I could have a malformed clone of Palpatine as a character. >_>
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Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant

----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler----

[Daegon Selanno]

Granted. He's a quadrupal amputee with a ysalamiri strapped to his back.

I wish my wishes were fishes.
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Captain Daegon Selanno - Fringe Scum, Bounty Hunter, Smuggler

"I applaud your efforts. And now that you've insulted me, called me a heretic, threatened to burn me and questioned my gender, I'm completely on board." - Jess

[Ams Jendob]

Granted... but they're sharks. With frikkin' laser beams attached... to their heads. And you're in the water with them... with a bloody nose.

I wish the Battle of Bespin battlesystem test was going better... <_<
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Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant

----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler----

[Kelson Ordo]

Granted. Someone actually posts, the forum overloads, and you die of shock.

I wish I was done with all my homework...
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Captain Kelson Ordo
506th Airborne, Third Drop-Shock Battalion, L-Company, 1st Platoon, 2nd Squad Leader.

"There are two types of people you're gunna encounter. Those who'll try and shoot you, and those you shot first." -Kelson Ordo

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[Ams Jendob]

Granted... because it piled up until the trace radioactive materials in the paper reached critical mass, annihilating you in a nuclear fireball.

Really, I wish I could do that Palpy clone... I even have an avatar picked out, and he's not Ian McDiarmid. <_<
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Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant

----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler----

[Daegon Selanno]

Granted, but the real Ian haunts you as a ghost with UNLIMITED POWAH as punishment for your disloyalty.

(Incidentally, who's the avatar?)

I wish Homeworld 2 would work on my laptop.
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Captain Daegon Selanno - Fringe Scum, Bounty Hunter, Smuggler

"I applaud your efforts. And now that you've insulted me, called me a heretic, threatened to burn me and questioned my gender, I'm completely on board." - Jess

[Ams Jendob]

Granted, but then you absolutely hate it and it's the only program that works on your laptop from then on.

(And just some guy... Joey Ratzinger or something.

)

I wish our Congresspeople could and would actually read the bills presented to them and vote on them based on the wishes of their constituents, instead of the nigh-Gestapo arm-twisting to vote on party lines.
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Emperor Ams Jendob, Ruler of the Imperial Remnant

----"Moff", CMAC Dreamcrusher, Official Administrative Waldorf and Statler----

[Aaron Church]

Granted, and the corporate scum ladder that America is based on falls apart, causing the country to become a distopic anarchy.

I wish I could go see District 9.
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Lieutenant Aaron Church
Gauntlet Insertion-Extraction Gunship Unit

Well, here's something you can't do...

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